Magical Objects and Artifacts Writing Prompts

Her roommate decided to prank her by giving all their guy friends onaholes that were actually portals to her pussy...

You come to possess a real, functioning gay-dar (gay seeking radar device) complete with crush indicator. You toy around with it, until you discover it starts to respond to your cute, twinkish college roommate.

You're a gay man who just got isekai'd into a romance game. You don't know how you got here, just one thing. You need to find love to escape. The problem is... everyone fawning over you is a woman.

You're an overnight security guard in a 'Night at the Museum' type situation and things have started to go from flirty to kind of serious between you and one of the statues

You’ve made several Pinky Promises over the years. However, once you broke your pinky, all those promises are now null and void.

You find a small, thin box waiting at your front door containing a ballpoint pen. Playing with it, you accidentally press a button, turning it into a magical staff, and you a magical girl, in the middle of a meeting.

You are the key maker. Maker of Keys. Not intentionally though. You randomly get strong compulsions to make all types of keys. Each with its hole. One day you make an extraordinarily… odd one.

One day while you're walking through town you see a man standing on a ladder with cleaning supplies in his hands. You chuckle as it looks like he's cleaning the sun from your angle, until you see him grab the edge of the sun and pull, watching the sun actually move off in the distance.

"For my last wish, I wish this was a world of Free Use!" he exclaimed. The genie, sick of this guy's shitty wishes, snapped their fingers. Suddenly, every male in the world was now naked and ripe for usage...

She had no idea what would happen if she wore spectacles of intelligence and a choker of the bimbo at the same time, but she was about to find out!

As a part of your dying will, you get to choose a single person to inherit the exprience and skill you gained at single thing. They will gain it immidately after you die, even against their will.

You are Karma, when someone does good, they get a reward, do bad? punishment. With the current ability of people to do horrible things and hide behind anonymity doing little to stop you from your job, you'd think they would think twice.

Two things are true: (1) Don't take coins from the wishing well. It's stealing wishes. (2) Be careful what you wish for.

In a world where beliefs shift reality, the moon turned into a therapist that you can only talk to during night time

The Tiefling thief of the party recently got an interesting piece of loot: the Choker of the Unseen. It made her invisible, but was cursed. She had to be nude, save for the choker and she couldn't take it off.

You find a small notebook with the following written on the inside cover: "Anything writen will have always been true. Only you will remember how things were."

You have always loved books, so much that you're becoming a librarian. Upon completion of your degree, you discover that the saying "getting lost in a book" has a whole new meaning.

The dress was enchanted to made her irresistible to all who saw her. She probably should've considered that before checking her appearance in the mirror.

You try to bake your first pie and inadvertently create a portal to the underworld

The Sex Note, a book that lets creates insatiable lust in those whose names are written for the author. Lesbian moms, a snobby classmate, nobody is immune.

"You know, I think that sword is far more dangerous when it's in its scabbard than it is in your hands."

A discovery of an onahole artifact, was actually a dimensional sex toy meant to give or take cock.

At the casino one night, Luna found a odd machine at the back labeled “Reality Jackpot.” Basically, you spin the wheel, and get three letters, you get to create three words each starting with one of those letters, and your new life will be changed based on those three words.

Every girl who entered the party was given a magic ring that bound to her as soon as she put it on. Little did they know, the "stocking stuffers" were magical Fleshlights each linked to a random girls pussy!

You purchase a magical flesh light that magically connects to any pussy you wish for. Who do you try it on first?

So I accidently drank water from the fountain of youth contained in a vial, have returned to the size and appearance of a child and am now either immortal or simply have a very long life span; and because of elvish Iaw now have to adopted by an elvish family because I'm to young to live alone.

"The fertility totem you found is too powerful! Every time you cum,you impregnate the woman you dreamt about. Gotta try controlling your masturbation urges now."

When a superhero ends up mind controlled and used as a sexual plaything by a college student messing around with an artifact, The most embarrassing part for her is that she can't deny that she likes it...

In his retirement, a master mage begins writing children’s books. Each with an enchantment designed to highlight the books message. Your child received one as a birthday gift.

A magic board game that causes the players to perform a variety of sexual acts.