Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

You are an "immortal creature", you've lived for centuries. You're not like the stories, and you've had time to read them all. You're more like a tortoise, slow and steady. You've had plenty of hobbies, degrees, and jobs. Currently you're working in the museum archives.

You are the only human employee at a company staffed by a multitude of alien species. Your colleagues seem to be having a difficult time properly understanding who, or what, your guide dog is.

There's a 10PM curfew in your city. Past that time is when members of the magical community come out: Wizards, monsters, fae, etc. It's not a strictly enforced curfew, more like an advised time for regular humans to not be out.

You are a fay, but were raised human and have no idea of your true nature. You simply believed people were naturally honest about their deals with you - until a ridiculous 'joke' deal opens your eyes to the fact something's wrong.

"Dad, I made a new friend and I met her dad! He wants to invite you for dinner!" You choked on your coffee. Your son making a new friend on his first day of school is great. Realizing that said friend is the daughter of the Mafia don who now wants to meet with you is downright terrifying.

After years of searching you finally found that little shop that magically appears then disappears without a trace. But you didn’t come here to shop. You came here because you use to work for them and that jackass owner owes you your last paycheck.

You’re standing at the back of the long Starbucks queue when you spot something on the floor. It’s some sort of remote and when you accidentally press one of the buttons a cute girl a few spots ahead of you in line gasps and squirms.

"Why is it that you can never spell my name correctly?! It's not even difficult. Are you stupid?!" The customer berated the cashier. "Our barista is a fairy. I'm making sure she doesn't get your name. Don't worry I'll make sure I get it perfect next time. Have a nice day"

You are a succubus who snuck into a random man’s house and started fucking him. You only planned to drain some energy and leave…until his mom walked in…and was overjoyed that her son finally had a girlfriend. Now your stuck pretending to be his lover because his mom is really nice.

His female best friend gives him a special Pocket pussy that is vaguely shaped like a woman. When he trys it out, he is amazed how real it feels. What he does not know, is that its functioning like a voodoo doll of her. And she did not know how often he would use it, or that he is that hung!

Since you turned 18, you woke up every morning in the body of a different person. Every day you lived the life of another random person. For the first time in years, you wake up in your own, original body

An immortal keeps a list of all his descendants, dropping in and visiting them whenever possible.

Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

You adopted a cat named “Dave the Magical Cheese Wizard” from the shelter. After weeks you just started to realize that wasn’t just a goofy cat name.

"Your town... I mean, it's delightful, but do you know if it has always been... here? As in, in this specific location? Because I could have sworn there was a forest here, like, yesterday."

Turns out every lender has been rejecting you because your kid has an unpaid tab at some little girls' lemonade stand. Your kid's status as a "big mean stupid head" is really hurting your credit. You need to fix this. But how?

"For my final wish, I wish porn wasn't so unrealistic." "Granted! Reality is now far more like porn!"

The next generation of world leaders have their own hobbies for stress relief as they all log-in to their favourite mmo. It just so happens that they've ended up in the same guild in the same game but have no clue as to each other's real identity.

You are an alien Hive Queen and you're supposed to be conquering Earth right now. But you're to busy with your career streaming video games on the internet.

"Oh you are not drinking!" "Why not?" "Last time you tried to ride a door like a motorcycle." "So...?" "You got over 120 km/h on that door!!!"

Your partner has seduced a submissive and decided to surprise you with a threesome. The real surprise though, is that the girl you find neatly bound and on her knees... is your boss.

You are an entity that feeds off all negative emotions, and so you did the only logical thing; you got a job at a call centre.

You wrote it in your list as half a joke. But on Christmas morning, you awake to a big tit, big ass goth girl under your tree, half naked, Christmas plug in her ass, tied up in ribbon, and looking a little displeased.

When in human form touching a dragon's tail is incredibly sexual, much like sticking your hands down someone's pants in public and nearly as pleasurable. Despite your public setting, your dragon GF doesn't have the heart to tell you all this when you ask to feel her tail.

You sell magical items. For some reason, none of your customers seem to understand that invisible cloaks are meant for keeping people warm without hiding more fashionable clothing.

Having a harem. Expectation: Constant sex with a group of beautiful woman who adore you. Reality: Group smash bros sessions, trying to organize dinner with everyone, a really big bed, and constant sex with a group of woman who all love you.

Your vampire roommate just came back from the mall. Since she can't use a mirror, she was hoping you could help her out, and tell her how all the underwear she just bought looks on her.

Her gender ambiguous name and a careless administrator landed her in the boy's dorm. She couldn't have been happier... and neither could they!

There is a certain amount of caffeine that induces cardiac arrest. I have found that amount and removed a single nanogram from it. This is, mathematically, the strongest coffee in existence.

The shy, bookish heir to the throne is nothing like their hedonistic father, but they’re forced to step into his shoes when he passes away. While the actual ruling of the kingdom is going fine, they have no idea how to deal with the advances of the late king’s harem.