Comedy Writing Prompts

For dinner you promised to cook your famous spicy rice. You've been saving that bag of exotic cumin you got from the traveling merchant for it. What you don't know is that the label is a typo - although it tastes & smells the same, this isn't cumin but a notorious & little-known spice, cummin.

The College had an ultra-strict policy regarding student/teacher relationships. Teachers had to fuck all their students to stop claims of favouritism.

A successful CEO has penned a controversial essay: “How I slept my way up the corporate ladder - and why I’m proud of it.”

A college campus society has organised a scavenger hunt for its members this year, with each item listed being a trophy of a sexual conquest

Her friend had convinced her to join her signing up for a new sex ed course that somehow had "practical labs". Her friend even signed the both of them up to earn extra credit by being at the center of them...

The villain group has finally done it. They've taken the city hostage while the heroes are off planet. Wait... who is this new group facing the villains? And why are they sexy versions of them?

The reason humans haven’t seen monsters or any fantastical creatures as of late, is because they took one look at the internet and decided Humanity was too freaky for their tastes

In hindsight, selling all the clothes she was wearing to buy a pair of shoes, might not have been the best idea, but she does look good in them... Only them.

You keep a lust potion in your room. Your mom thought it was wine and served it up at a family gathering.

You’ve been chosen to play the prank on the First Year Med Students. I requires you lie very still and naked in the morgue.

Tall ghost girl relentlessly teases the short college student.

Sister starts the cum diet

You were familiar with misfortune, so when the janitor’s machine catches and rips the clothes off of you, you decided to just continue your work without them.

You had the fun kinky idea to cover your sensitive spots in chocolate sauce so your partner can lick it off... You accidentally grabbed the kind that sets solid in air.

A cat girl paladin starts getting a bit goofy, as her party is guarding a VIP plant fey who happens to have traits of catnip...

A model / artist makes a documentary where she approaches people in public and tries to draw them into porn scenarios with her...

Write a sex scene in a non-sexy way

A person has their resume in order and practically memorized all of the expected interview question for their new job. It's such a shame they unknowingly entered the porn office by mistake.

Every new semester at Generic University starts with an campus wide orgy.

She is over the top dramatic, needy, bitchy, violently toxic you know, just perfect.. Except she doesn't know you exist.

Installing a new GPS to their self-driving car, a driver keeps finding themselves being taken to hot singles in their area.

Gasps and "Ow!"s kept coming from behind the door. When you opened it the girls were sitting across from each other with the chains pulled tight between them, attempting to stand. Now you're going to have to try to explain that they were EACH supposed to wear their OWN set of clamps.

She had no idea that being a cereal mascot could be so sexual...

A strange trend among college students where everything is covered Except for their genitalia.

A zany tall girl and a short girl failure.

You turn up at your friend's Harold & Kumar Party and discover it's a bottomless party

"My client has stressed to this court already the incredible circumstances that led him to this frankly, 'unavoidable' confrontation. We would like to again recount for the jury; Your Honour, The ass was fat."

Harvest season has started! You normally hire 5-7 extra hands on for the fall, and this year a group of women practically volunteered! Turns out they're into masturbating in combine harvesters.

"Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting when I switched the roles for the town's police and the bar's strippers."

”Would you do on a plane? Would you do me in train? Would you do me in a car?” You've been through sickness and health, for better or worse, time to make good on the rest of your wedding vows.