Comedy Writing Prompts

(Incest) “Mom can you pass the salt?” Was perhaps the biggest mistake in words he ever uttered, as his girlfriend, his big sister, and his mom wearing a “he called me mommy first” shirt all reach for the salt…and glare.

The intamacy coordinator on the set of movie is REALLY hardcore.

Two girls are about to embark on a weeklong cruise, and to spice things up, they're competing to see who can make the most married men cheat.

You are a scientist in charge of a recently thawed caveman/cavewoman. They haven't been able to orgasm for 100,000 years and they are VERY horny.

She wasn't that bright, but her heart was in the right place. After she'd seen the presentation from PETA about the horrific conditions dairy stock were subjected to, she made a choice out of solidarity: From now on, she would only lactate oatmilk.

After ending up on a plane full of hot women you get your cock out and masturbate. The stewardess tells you to think of the other passengers. You say: "I am."

In a Twilight Zone-style fate, the dirty old man finds himself surrounded by eager and willing 20-somethings - but he can't maintain an erection