Comedy Writing Prompts

A weird trend becoming popular with collage students where you have to masturbate aggressively while confessing to your crush.

After drink a potion he wasn't supposed to drink, a mage must hide his erection from his teammates as they traveled through the dungeon.

My friends actually convinced me to open a kissing booth for the school fair… only what they forgot to mention was that the ‘booth’ they provided was nothing but a box with a gloryhole

Loser learns that he has a super power. He doesn't want to fight crime or take over the world with it; he just wants to get laid

Three friends discover a genie… one wishes for fame, one for power, and one for riches… surprisingly, they all end up getting the same simple result in the end that matches their wishes.

Annual fundraiser? No, I said anal fundraiser

She had found a new hobby, namely sticking a suction cup dildo on top of a washing machine and riding it through the spin cycle. But what happens when the property manager enters the laundry room?

Alex can't jerk off for 2 weeks because he hands are bandaged due to an injury during his college football game also it seems like his stepmom and Older Sister are determined to tease him as often as they can.

Tabletop nights with your friends have gotten awkward lately: they're more focused on conquering your sister than continuing their quest

The rebellious teen was only trying to get a reaction by saying that she wanted to attend the University of Big Cocks. She wasn’t prepared for her parents to call her bluff.

Her friends are getting really tired of hearing her brag about her huge-dicked himbo boyfriend all the time.

Three best friends took their dads to the protest. They didn't tell them it would be a topless protest.

The rude goth barista at the local Starcucks starts to make fun of some bimbo customer who ordered a pink drink, but the customer doesn’t seem to understand that she’s being insulted. She takes everything said as a compliment, and a budding romance between the two begins

Taking the expression "Teacher's Pet" a little too seriously.

Write a story like you’re a virgin trying a little too hard to convince your friends that you’re having more sex than any of them.

It’s a gender reveal party! Wait, why is everyone taking off their pants? You may have misunderstood the invitation.

Seeking to capitalise on the trend of online subscription smut, a major TV network has launched a new talent show to crown the next up-and-coming adult content creator

A novice alchemy student accidentally discovers an elixir of bimbofication...

"Porno? We're not filming a porno! This is a... umm... an experimental art movie?"

When you left the bathroom in just a towel you didn't realize it was your mother's book club night.

She’d never been considered attractive. In fact, she’s been called ugly often. The witch’s spell hadn’t changed that. But men did “cum immediately when they saw her face.” Which, to be fair, was exactly what she’d asked.

Some sitcoms will show two people arguing and screaming at each other, then Gilligan Cut to them being in bed together, sometimes with one or both of them confused. Write what causes them to switch from hate to lust.

It's only after you board the ship that you discover that it's a Nudist Cruise

A literature professor gives an argumentative essay assignment about whether you’re the top or the bottom in a relationship, needing evidence to support the claim.

“So, did you notice? What do you mean no!? You have tits! No, guys don’t normally have those, it’s my reality magic! Ugh… what’s the point in being all powerful if no one notices the things you do!? Welp… might as well use this power to fuck around…”

A bunch of porn stars learn that their favorite director to work with is somehow still a virgin. So for his birthday, they decide to give him the suprise of his life.

The professor made a bet with her class; if the whole class got over 90 on the exam she'd teach the rest of the semester nude.

You've seen those strength test games at arcades and fairs, with a mallet and a meter that tells you how well you've scored? Well, this one has a meter, but instead of a mallet, there's a wall with a hole in it...

"I'm into hand-holding and kissing." "That is disgusting! Tell me more."

You were given a vial of liquid by a friend. You thought it was flavoring, or alcohol, but it turns out to be an aphrodisiac. You only discover this after fumbling it and dropping it into the punch bowl at your family reunion.