Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

All previous attempts have failed. You are willing to do *anything* for a shower head that actually has good water pressure.

Out of nowhere you start telling corny dad jokes. But as far as you know, you aren't a dad.

Feeling threatened by a new coworker thats now on track to get the promotion you’ve been working for, you decide to spread some malicious rumors about them. Unfortunately for you somehow these rumors actually make them more popular.

"What do you MEAN you've run out of semen?!"

Someone spiked the coffee with a potent aphrodisiac, turning a boring HOA meeting into a no holes barred orgy.

A guy is completely oblivious to his "lesbian" best friend and her girlfriend's *friendliness* towards him...

“We’ll gladly Breed you! Just ask!” The sign said. That has to be a typo, so you ask.

"No, no honey, it's ok! He has a medical condition! He needs this!"

Listen dude, I don't mind that you summon a succubus every time you get in the mood. What I do mind is that you haven't sent any of them back yet!

A sleazy womanizer tells tall tales to women at bars to sleep with him. He has a reputation of being a serial liar. One night, a woman the he had slept with enters the bar and curses him so that he can't tell a lie. After she leaves, the man doesn't feel any different. Hilarity ensues.

A class decides to do a haunted house for the school festival. Unbeknownst to the student body at large, many students in this class are creatures and yokai, so "costumes"? A cinch. However and ironically, one of the human students actually unknowingly frightens them by being super laidback...

You’re the last Survivor of an alien attack on your ship. You’ve been infected and can’t go back to Earth. 2 years later you’re still alive somehow, as you continue to write your entire life story, an alien that attacked you walks in, “Oh shit you’re still alive?? I mean… uh..” The alien growls

"Normally you should measure twice and cut once to avoid mistakes, but considering we are currently lacking in time I am just going to eyeball the measurements and hope that I don't accidentally strand us in the void of space with an incorrect cut."

You're Jane Bend, the mos famous spy in the world...and because you're so famous no one wants to hire you☹️

My friend is a witch, and she’s also a bit of a prankster. She thinks it’s so funny when she uses her magic to put me in embarrassing situations. Well today she went too far!!

When the young maiden was kidnapped by bandits, she soon found out that they were going to ransom her and had no intention whatsoever of ravishing her. She was having exactly none of it.

You didn't MEAN to start a brothel. You really were just trying to help your friends manage their finances and provide a safe space for them to work, if they needed it. It just got a little out of hand.

Spending the night with a certified MILF is the highlight of your night. Your ex coming over to check on their mother… less so.

Write a story where a slip of the tongue or an offhand remark with ill or sarcastic intention leads to sex. No compliments allowed.

Two members of the friend group were constantly bickering with each other, despite being what everyone knew was secretly each other's types. Tired of their fighting, their friends lock them in an apartment together until they fuck each other and like it...

She knew her BFF was mischievous, and she knew she was also more than a bit of a horny perv. She really should have thought of that when she trusted her friend to secure her a new biosynthetic body...

A typo in the companies new uniform policy has made sexually provocative clothes mandatory for all employees rather than forbidden. Rules are rules; things are starting to get steamy as men and women work together under the new policy.

Everyone thought his shirt that said “FBI: Female Body Inspector” was a joke. And then he pulled out his badge.

A group of prisoners foils an escape to keep the warden from getting fired

You are an alien sent to observe humanity, unaware that you’re being pursued by an extremely persistent cop for violating traffic laws

Your superpower is the ability to travel and always quickly arrive safely at your destination, be it a plane trip or walking to your kitchen from your living room. Your day job is being a very popular Uber driver. But your power doesn't necessarily apply to your passengers...

You wake up to discover your pet is now a human. You can't leave him/her/them alone so he/she/they are going to have to tag along with you, and you have something very important to do.

The Grim Reaper has a bad day.

“You’re a Superhero! how do you not know how to perform First-Aid?!”

By night you're the fearless hero adored by the entire city while they're your trusty sidekick. By day you're the unemployed layabout nursing your wounds while they're the heir to a fortune who's letting you crash on their couch.