Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

{Incest} There’s a discount for couples, and you’re tight on cash. They ask for the two of you to prove it. Things get grabby on her end. This all feels kind of like a set up.

What started as a petty argument between a couple has now become the most watched, televised, trial of the century.

A new invention is showcased at an expo. The inventor claims, "This will take laziness to a whole new level."

A standard villain and hero who falls in love and has a child together. However, a subject of marital debate is them arguing whether they should raise him as a hero or a villain and which one is the safer profession. Each party believes the other has it way easier and safer than their job.

2 enemies are thrown together by the winds of fate. To their surprise and dismay they begin to develop secretly passionate feelings toward the other. However, these characters have a strong sense of self control, a healthy respect for boundaries and personal space, and always enough beds

"come on.. he's just a little guy" "that's a dragon" "he likes head scratches" "that he does"

"I'm your substitute prompt writer for today. Your regular writer didn't leave me a prompt plan, so we're just gonna watch Knight Rider, if I can get a volunteer to get the TV from the AV room."

What lewd calamity befalls our quaint fantasy village this time?

One of her roommates put a bunch of sex stuff on the chore board as a joke. She signed up for every one of them... *As a joke.* Right?

You don't know why, but sex happens around you. One minute, someone says something sexy, and the next minute, they're horny. This ability naturally creates awkward moments.

She's naked but this spell forces anyone looking at her to act like she's fully clothed. Good acting not guaranteed.

The matchmaker made a mistake; instead of pairing you with an outgoing, dominant partner, you got stuck with another shy, subby person. Now you’re both stuck waiting for the other person to take control of the situation.

Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You find them outside your bedroom, a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a box of chocolate in the other.

“This isn't what it looks like, I swear!” Somehow, your girlfriend believed your absurd explanation for why your cock was in her best friend's mouth.

You’ve been cursed to start dancing whenever you hear music. Well screw them, you’re going to turn this into a positive.

Whoever said absolute power corrupts absolutely has obviously never met Gary.

A man buys/inherits a dungeon after it was cleared by adventurers but more people keep showing up to take his things. He discovers the magical books and artifacts the previous owner had and learns to use them over time. Now he has become the bad guy on accident when all he wanted was solitude.

Write a story about the most clumsy and dumb assassin who somehow manages to get the job done.

“This is the most dysfunctional dynamic ever!” “It is the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had.”

The hero is in need of a new sidekick, but this kid just doesn’t fit their theming… or their aesthetic.

You and your rival are called into the boss' office. Your boss explains how everyone is getting tired of the office rivalry and think the two of you should get a room to get the hate out of your systems.

When the college decided to try out coed locker rooms, some people were worried it might lead to "misbehavior". However, the girls volleyball team had already decided that This was a feature rather than a bug!

The curse cast on the Halloween party was read wrong. They only figured that out when they noticed the costumes of the women at the party begin to get tighter around their chests.

ENF, A young beautiful mom chases her kid into a slide at a park and gets stuck mid slide. The parks department makes attempts to pull her out but only comes up with her shirt, bra, jeans, and panties. Finally, they oil up the slide, and the naked mom pops out to a cheering crowd.

A shape shifter mimic / slime likes to prank her friends by pretending to be clothing or toys...

You, in a cocky, confident manner, decide to challenge your more naive friend to a strip game in hopes to humiliate him. Well the game eventually happens and its a clean sweep though to your chagrin unfortunately.

You've been reincarnated 10,000 years into the future, with all your modern day knowledge intact. It's time to tell these "historians" how wrong they really are about the 21st century.

A realtor is tasked with selling what could be their largest and most extravagant "property", only to realize their client is a supervillain looking to retire selling his lair. They now have to advertise the features of the lair to a family during an open house.

Due to an unforeseen schedule conflict, several unrelated alien invasion fleets showed up for the conquest of Earth at the same time.

A vampire living undetected as a night shift worker has their work friends suddenly show up at their door step with human food and human drinks to finally "break this loner out of their shell". The vampire has to make it through the evening without losing their cover or their friends.