Reddit Writing Prompts

You were more than happy to become the apprentice to a master thief. But you weren’t expecting her methods to be so…sexy. She stripped in front of you, and covered her nude body in oil. “Okay now you. The oil will allow us to squeeze into tight, wet spaces. Oh and stay really close to me okay?”

As a straight girl, you find it highly annoying that literally every girl you meet is gay for you, even if they are usually straight.

The vampire queen never feared an oponent until now. The choosen hero of the church had destoyed many other lords of monsters and now infiltrated her castle. She did not expect him to be an exhausted young men in need of rest, kindness and gentle pleasure. Things she was willing to give.

It's the norm here for everyone to be very, very cuddly in a completely platonic way. You are desperately trying to get your friend to realize you're into them, in a completely not-platonic way.

In the cybernetic future, angry exes don't leak your nudes. They leak the codes to the pain/pleasure centers of your brain.

She rose from the couch and looked back over herself, only then noticing that she must have shape-shifted in her sleep. Your cosplayer, gamergirl roommate smiled sheepishly. "Well, okay... I'm a Succubus."

"Hi!" The scantily clad girl at the door smiles. "Do you have a moment to talk about our Lady Laerrere, Goddess of Light, Love and Lust?"

"I want to fuck you so much..." you accidentally say aloud while the friend you haven't seen in years hugs you, pushing your face in between her tits due to her height.

Humanity meets an alien race that communicates through physical contact. Rubbing, slapping, penetrating… these all have perfectly innocent, legitimate meanings, but the aliens do get a bit confused about how humans react to them. You love your job as an interpreter...

The App. Your best female friend invented a tight latex suit controlled by an Android/iOS app. She asked you to come over and help her test it. When you get there she's s already wearing the shiny suit and you just need to install the app and start playing around.

Haunting a large abandoned house for the last 150 years has been pretty boring. But, it seems the local college just bought your building on the cheap and intends to turn it into a sorority..

Tentacles, a type of fungal growth, can often be found in warm, moist areas. By capturing organisms and milking them, they are able to create spores to spread further. It's not uncommon for people to cultivate Tentacle colonies for recreational purposes, due to the pleasure of the milkings

A demoness who has seen and suffered too much demands one thing from her summoner as price for her services: to know what it’s like to love and be loved.

She normally kept her large breasts hidden under bulky or baggy clothing. But then she drew the short straw to be in the harvest festival dunking tank, and now she'd be on full display in a bikini for everyone. Certainly, it was the chilly air making her nipples so stiff... Right?

Dragon girls are incredibly clingy, insatiably horny, and larger than even the tallest human. So, how exactly does sex with her cute human boyfriend turn out?

“Hey mom can you pass the butter?” His girlfriend wearing a “he calls me mommy too” shirt. His older sister wearing a “big sis, bigger tits” shirt. And his giant tittied mom simply wearing a shirt that says “mommy” all reach for it at once, and all glare at each other.

You thought the sign was a joke. But, it really did say Shoplifters will be prostituted

In this world the birth ratio is about 15% male to 85% female. Due to this harems are completly normal. Whats a day in the life for a married set.

An AI runs the facility, constantly putting those who reside there through test after test to create the perfect product. But this AI isn't trying to create a Portal Device. No. This machine's purpose is to create the worlds best sextoys.

Your neighbor said to come over whenever. You find the garage door open and enter. Getting to the bedroom you find your neighbor tied down to the bed naked and blindfolded.

An experienced slave merchant secretly slips into auctions to buy the most downtrodden slaves at bargain prices, fixes them up, improves their looks and behaviour, then resells them for top dollar prices. Her merchandise is known to be the best in the business.

Convinced that there is no way chewable tablets could make her breasts bigger, a web model has been eating the ones she got as a promotion like regular candies all day. This would be *many* times the recommended dose...

Satan accidentally sent an angel a dick pic.

The orc wondered why someone from such a high-society race as elves would want to bed her. Until he finally dropped his pants, and it became clear why an orc woman might be the only one fit for him, or rather, the only one able to fit him...

He wished to receive a blowjob from a beautiful woman every day. However he didn’t realize the consequences of his wish until he saw just how far in length the universe would go to ensure his blowjob.

"Hey, attitude!" I shout at my thirteen year old daughter. "Ok" she replies with an eye roll, then turns to unleash the full force of her pre-teen snark on the burglar, obliterating him in an instant.

"Well, there's only one way to know for sure." The man said as he carried the anvil to the roof.

Describe someone falling down a long flight of stairs in the most through, gruesome way you can

There's a new trend with desk toys. 'Bound pixies' are little fairies tied up and placed on your desk for you to play with aspsent mindedly

The boss hates having to deal with corporate. She beckons one of her male employees over as the conference call drags on, and silently instructs him to start fucking her.