Reddit Writing Prompts

The seal of lust is broken! The world now grows hornier by the year, what does the world look like in five years? Ten? A hundred?

On the one hand, her bargain allowed her to draw great power from the spirit world. On the other hand, she was subject to being fucked by ghosts pretty much whatever...

The ritual was supposed to summon a Demonic Lord to Grant the summoner unimaginable power. The use of second-rate components though resulted in only summoning a lazy, moocher succubus really only interested in hanging around the place, video games, and fucking...

Fertility gods are a pain - or perhaps a pleasure, depending - to deal with. Eldritch ones even more so

Your boss always finds the smallest excuse to scold you, which gets on your nerves. Hoping to make things bearable at work, you cast a love spell on your boss, but it goes wrong. Your boss still hates you, but every time she tries to tell you off, their scolding comes off as sexy and flirty.

Boys can like tentacles too, and tentacles can most certainly enjoy them likewise

I come home from a long days work to find my wife fighting with…my wife?! Somehow she was cloned and they both believe they’re the real one!

An alternate reality: Bachelorette parties are a “pub crawl” by the bride-to-be and her bridesmaids. To contrast the bride wearing white for the wedding, she wears NOTHING AT ALL for the bachelorette bar-crawl. Just her wedding pearls, comfortable white shoes, and white thigh-high stockings.

You’re parents just broke the news to you, both of you are adopted. Now your, “sister” takes nightly visits to your room.

It was just a joke. You complained to your sister, a nurse in training, that you’re suffering from blue balls. Of course, as soon as you mentioned it, she dropped to her knees and started pulling at your pants.

You knew it was wrong. But as you looked at her busty, 20-year-old body, breaking the rules seemed so right.

It turns out we've been seriously underestimating the muscular and cardio benefits of vigorous sex. Now many gyms are including it as an optional exercise.

He scrolled through the very NSFW subreddit, cock throbbing in his hand, enjoying what he was seeing, but he suddenly stopped. The background - that was a room at work - he quickly realised he was looking at his coworkers tits. He clicked on her profile.

A lewd story writer finds a fancy looking pencil on the sidewalk. Little did she know that the pencil would make anything she writes become true. And only she would notice!

Okay, so her nerdy childhood friend had gotten them both isekei'd into a sexy fantasy world; now she just had to keep said friend's attention away from the loyal freed slave and demanding princess they had to travel with.

It watches, listening for the repressed desires of the people around it. And when it finds someone ripe with unfulfilled wants, it pulls them into the dark to fulfill every last one

{Incest} There’s a discount for couples, and you’re tight on cash. They ask for the two of you to prove it. Things get grabby on her end. This all feels kind of like a set up.

A detective is investigating a murder, but the "clues" are actually random, nonsensical objects left by a spirit/ghost who enjoys messing with mortals. The detective, however, takes them incredibly seriously.

You glance at the mirror before heading out the door, but your reflection is missing, and the room reflected in the mirror is a mess

What started as a petty argument between a couple has now become the most watched, televised, trial of the century.

So this is the one you want? Out of all your suitors, you have chosen the one who, by his own admission, came here not to court you, but to entertain himself with the floundering attempts of others. Beware of clever men like him, daughter; he will consume you, if it means he doesn't go hungry.

"I can't believe my dad got me a trip to see the ruins of Amsterdam for my 15th birthday!"

You laughed when the curse was 'To see things as they really are.' But when you woke up the next day...

One can't fight the weather, but they can reason with it. A hurricane is mortified to learn that its travel path would have harmed many people if not for the one person who bothered to let them know.

"So you're telling me that you can talk with some kind of "viewer" and all of this is a terrible teen movie? Yeah, you're definitely schizophrenic"

"Your guilt shall haunt you!" "I don't have any guilt over killing scumbags like you."

"If you walk out into that desert, you'll either find paradise... or hell."

A new invention is showcased at an expo. The inventor claims, "This will take laziness to a whole new level."

At age 10, you were bitten by a werewolf. As a teenager, you found solace in reruns of Columbo. Now all grown up, you are a homicide detective who is literally sniffing for answers.

"It's alright, I did not want that body anyways."