Reddit Writing Prompts

Most of the galaxy considers the various types of "soda pop" to be some of the most radioactive substances known to exist, and discovered that being born on Earth makes anyone regardless of species immune to that radioactivity. One brave scientist endeavors to figure out how and why that is.

“I have some advice for you. Never, ever take the advice at face value, given to you by someone desperately eager to give you guidance.”

Your first date is going well; the banter is great and the smiles are genuine. But you’re starting to suspect your date really is over a thousand years old.

A time traveler, Alien, reverse-isekai'd elf, and a robot, are all stuck as roommates in the same apartment, each totally oblivious to the fact that their roommates are as fantastical as they are while they all desperately attempt to pretend to be normal humans from this time/world/planet.

You have vowed to not leave the hotel until you have had breakfast in every seat in the buffet area. An old man always sits at the same spot, for the whole morning, every day.

"Too late father, now I'm forklift certified"

Your Father was a knight and your mother is a magical powerhouse of a dragon. You should be a naturally immensely powerful sorcerer. But you can barely make a spark.

"I can taste you in the air", her voice clicked and vibrated from behind the barred door.

You sign up for an experimental gene therapy to cure a chronic, terminal illness. Upon waking up, the doctor says "The treatment was a success, and we've taken the liberty to add a few things".

“Okay, hear me out. After I take over the world-“ “No! Absolutely not!”

You, a new warlock, hot on the scene, are trying to find their own chaotic good deity to worship, and have heard tales of a very kind and sweet being whose love knows all. After contacting her for the first time, the one word you would use to describe her is… seductive.

Santa lives in the north pole with his elves. Krampus lives in the south pole with… well no one knows. You’ve set out to document exactly what goes on there

What an afternoon. Just you, your beautiful wife, and the cardboard robot costumes you spend the weekend building.

You were born without a shadow. No matter where or what you do, no shadow.

A Hero and a villain unexpectedly bond over the shared experience of being single parents that eventually blossomed into a healthy romance. However, the only point of contention in their relationship is their differing opinions on how to deal with the college admissions office.

Eaten either way, the sheep discuss what's the real difference between the shepherd and the wolf.

"You've been giving people advice this whole time and you have nobody?"

You're a scientist. You and your colleagues have managed to image the Human soul for the first time. But that was a year ago now. You still haven't recovered. You're still having nightmares.

There were tales that every 20 years, witches take one man of the village, and he is never seen again. Today you were that man, but when you awoke, you found yourself surrounded by beautiful, and very naked women. It turns out they need someone to breed the next generation of witches into them

The hung Futa and the Hung male form an unlikely bond over their shared live of fucking girls so hard they go completely brainless.

A fighter thought they were getting a potion of permanent bull strength. The horned icon was actually for a potion of cowgirl form... A permanent one!

The intergalactic community view humans as space orcs. Turns out that it’s a huge turn on for a lot of the sentient races. It’s both a blessing and a curse as many aliens would antagonize humans in the hopes that they’ll retaliate in a lewd way. Humanity continue to expand, but at what cost?

Confused about the wording of the rental agreement, Jacob asks Rebecca why it lists her name among the appliances to be used by the tenet at their leisure.

The manor had become lousy with mommy-dom mimics. At any moment there was a risk that you'd be grabbed and pressed against a surprise pair of welcoming breasts.

You got her pregnant after a one night stand. But despite everyone saying it wouldn’t work out you two decided to stay together, and surprisingly your a perfect couple. Especially since her pregnancy hormones drive her insanely horny.

She revealed to her boyfriend that nothing gave her a better start to the day than being gently fucked awake...

"I am not bimbofying them. I leave their minds, IQ and personalities in tact and only change their bodies at request. Not my fault bimbobodys are popular." Her male roommate, a transformation magic artist, explained. Now she kinda wanted him to change her, too.

A shamaness protects her tribe with bargains to perverse spirits; any time they like they can fuck her on a spiritual level, luckily this leaves her physical side able to go with her day.

You live alone and off the land up in the snowy mountains. During a blizzard you hear a frenzied knocking at the door.

Taco Tuesday takes on a new meaning when you learn the girls who work the local mexican food truck do so bottomless.