Magical Creatures Writing Prompts

"Well, they looked like kittens when I found them in a box on the side of the road. How was I supposed to know they'd grow up into eldritch horrors? What? No, they don't eat souls; that's ridiculous."

"Y'all got any really old lamps?", you ask the owner at a yard sale. Just behind your ear, a tiny djinn whispers, "Oil lamps! Oil lamps specifically!"

It's a strange trait of the Elven race, whenever a male is born it is as an only child but females are always born in triplets. Another strange trait is, when you marry an elf woman you automatically marry her sisters as well. Why? Because Elven triplets share their sense of touch.

"I am the Bookwyrm, keeper of lost knowledge. My hoard contains encyclopedia from ancient, long dead civilizations, and love stories written in glyphs that haven't seen use in a thousand years. So tell me little morsel, what have you brought to add that's better than your flesh and bones."

You're trying to explain to your insane god romantic partner that, no, you don't want world domination, you just want a domestic love life

You're a Norse Viking who just died with honor in battle. You just met your valkyrie... but you also just met the reason they carry weapons.

You were a dildo “tester” at a dildo company that made very monstrous toys. So good we’re you at taking the tentacles, bulls, and giant spined dragon cocks, that they promoted you to test the actual monsters they base the dildos off of.

An adventurer sets up camp in the woods at night. Unbeknownst to him, he's been followed by a doll sized, magical woodland fairy. There are no male fairies and curiosity gets the better of her.

The village sacrifices a child to the monster in the woods every year. When your sister is chosen, you run after her and find out the truth.

The gods exist. All of them. And they walk among mankind. And the reason you know this is because you just found out your poker group is where they all gather once a week to let off steam.

The catgirls are way out of your price range, and mermaids at no fault of their own are expensive to maintain. What sort of monstergirls can a collage student on a tight budget afford afford?

Out of all the jewels, crystals and treasures in their hoard, the one the dragon treasures most is the tiny glass gem on a copper ring you gave them.

A knight is sent to slay an evil beast before it can cause any trouble. Upon arriving at the beast’s home, the knight realizes that said beast is a young dragon woman, and a harmless one at that. He/she finds his/herself enraptured by her beauty and wishes to court her. She feels the same.

Everybody in the kingdom knows Red Dragons breathe scorching flames, and Green Dragons spit a vile toxic acid. The lesser-known Pink Dragon spews a fast-acting, maddening aphrodisiac.

You decided to take a boat out to sea in the dead of night. When the water is calm and the stars hide away in fear, an inhumanly beautiful song could be heard beneath the waves. Unfortunately for the beast, you came prepared.

Her draconic blood is the source of her great power. What she didn’t prepare for was going into Dragon Heat, which gets increasingly intense the further in mating season it is. Knowing how aggressive actual dragons in heat are, she was terrified of what she would do and tried to simply deny it.

You are a naive female adventurer. You decide your first target will be Kalu Kalai, an incredibly powerful tentacle demon that has a habit of forcibly breeding adventurer girls like you.

A young man grew up with a fairy pixie for a best friend. She'd always been pretty, but considering the size difference he'd only ever thought of her as a friend, although she'd always implied she wanted more. One day he woke up and found that he was her size. Her response? "Fucking FINALLY"

You are a snail who was offered hyper intelligence and immortality just to touch someone. Little did you know that that someone was a human, who would run from you for the rest of eternity.

You're transported to a fantasy world that contains game mechanics. Like any game, your goal is to gain XP and level up but instead of fighting monsters, you gain levels by fucking 'em. Slime-people, catgirls, incubi, angels. This would be your perverted paradise. If only you could cum.

Lucifer was banished to the underworld for rebelling against God, but instead of an empty wasteland he finds it’s still ruled by Hades and Persephone; the last two Greek gods in power.

The druid took care of the forest. The dryad took care of the druid.

Having a bratty cat girlfriend is equal parts trying to stop her from destroying things, trying to get her to put on clothes, trying to give her a real bath, and dicking her down several times a day since it’s the only way to pacify her.

"Oh no! I 'accidentally' summoned a tentacle monster that's going to ravage me & turn me into it's breeding mare!" "... This is literally the 124th time you summoned me, with the exact same spell. Why? What do you want?" Her stammered response shocked & confounded him to no end.

It's been a very strange morning. Not only is your pet nowhere to be found, the complete stranger in your living room claims to be your pet.

You're about to find out why you should NEVER wish for a genie's freedom: They're imprisoned for a reason.

A monster specializes in capturing princesses and seeing if he can ruin them before their heroes come to save them; then he lets them go home. Ruined in mind and body, they are unfit for any normal husband, and have to come crawling back to the monster for any kind of release.

Her profile listed her as a big titty Goth GF. It neglected to mention that she was a *Monster Girl* big titty goth GF... Not that anyone was really likely to complain.

You, a twenty something whatever are walking home from work one day when you notice a small, helpless kitten. You take it home and nurse it. You fall asleep next to each other. When you wake up, there's a naked woman with cat ears and a tail laying next to you....

Touchy tentacle vines follow you, pitcher plants drip with moisture as you walk by. It seems that the deeper you travel into the forest, the more... lively the flora becomes.