Magical Objects and Artifacts Writing Prompts

Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

"For my final wish, I wish porn wasn't so unrealistic." "Granted! Reality is now far more like porn!"

You have been a mountaintop prophet for 1,000 years. Each person only gets one question and you're sure you've heard every question that can be asked. Until one day someone uses their one question to ask, "How are you doing?"

You were coerced into entering a labyrinth to save someone you thought you loved but after being lost for over a century... unaging... undying... all thanks to the magic of the labyrinth you're beyond exhausted and are forced to wonder if it was even worth it.

You sell magical items. For some reason, none of your customers seem to understand that invisible cloaks are meant for keeping people warm without hiding more fashionable clothing.

Unknowingly by using the phrase "for the time being...", humanity has been gifting things to the time being. Now it wants to return the favor.

Was it right to give her BFF's crush a fleshlight that held a portal to her vagina? Probably not. But did it help speed things along? Oh... definitely!

You were once told by a famous prophet that you would die a violent death the next time you cut your hair. Too many years later, death finds you confused on how you are still alive, then glances down at your very long, curly hair.

Stars actually do grant wishes, but they are too far away to arrive immediately. You are the first person to live long enough to have your wish granted.

She thought she was signing up to be a sales girl for magical sex toys and lewd potions. She didn't expect to have to demonstrate them, never mind being a test subject for new ones!

Spiritually, you know the sword doesn't accept you as its owner. but since you technically fill the requirements for being worthy it can't really do anything about it.

She has the power to enter and interact with the worlds within fictional movies/animated films. One day during a movie night with friends, one accidentally brings a Hentai/Porno. After the initial awkwardness, as she moves to take out the disc, she accidentally trips into the TV.

As a magic blacksmith, the worst thing about making sentient swords is how.. talkative they are while you work

Divine inspiration happens when a god selects a human to create an artifact. However the god compelling you speaks a language you don't understand, letting their inspiration guide you only results in nonsensical, but otherwise mundane objects.

Lust berries are a magical fruit that gives you exactly what you need sexualy. For some it just makes them cum on the spot, others it leaves them in a state of arousal that makes them take their lover as soon as possible, some are dragged deep within their greatest fantasies...or anything else.

"For my third wish, I wish that I don't receive any unwanted sexual attention." "Granted! You now want all sexual attention you receive."

You’ve discovered a magical artifice known only as the Fuck Note. Write someone’s name in it, and they will become insanely horny and aroused within 40 seconds. You can also write what happens and how they do it, and that will be acted out in the real world.

People are starting to realize the fountain of youth has been leaking into your town’s water system.

You're walking down a road and you stumble upon a notebook. You realize it's like a Death Note except you get to have sex with person whose name you write in it.

10,000 years ago, Gods admired your good deeds and upon your request, you were rewarded immortality until you have had sex with 1 million women. You recently slept with the 999,999th woman. Now you are looking for someone worthy to end your 10,020 year life.

After finding what she thought was just a cool symbol in an old book and getting it as a tattoo, a college freshman is now slowly transforming into a Succubus...

Out of all the jewels, crystals and treasures in their hoard, the one the dragon treasures most is the tiny glass gem on a copper ring you gave them.

The magical vibrator can not be removed until the user has found their true love. The remote control, on the other hand, will disappear and appear palm of said true love once the toy is inserted. With these tools, they are destined to find each other.

A sentient suit of living armor wields a possessed sword and a mimic in the form of a shield. The suit of armor becomes a knight and they go on adventures together.

Her witch BFF thought it would be a fun prank to give guys fleshlights modeled after her friend's vagina. Especially fun considering they were mystically linked to it...

They both wished upon the same shooting star, and there's been a bit of a mix-up. As a result, his sister will be getting *his* wish to get more attention from girls, and he'll be getting *her* wish, to be the star quarterback's *girlfriend*...

Her witch BFF thought it would be a fun prank to give guys fleshlights modeled after her friend's vagina. Especially fun considering they were mystically linked to it...

Every year the Kingdom of Humans send us such amazing gifts like horses, grain and wood. But all we can scrunge up to give back are common objects like fireblades, warding rings and hellhounds. You fear for our diplomatic ties if we can't start matching their generosity soon.

Your magic living sentient tattoo is much more popular than you are. Everyone prefers to talk to it and pretend like you don't exist.

You found a notebook called the Lewd Tome. Writing any erotic commands or scenes in the notebook will manifest into the real world. All effects are temporary and the same commands/scenes cannot be used again until some time has passed. The original owner of the notebook is called a Cupid.