Magical Realism Writing Prompts

You run a Bed-and-Breakfast in a fantasy world. Adventurers come from miles around to know the secret of your "magic pancakes." Turns out, the pancakes are entirely ordinary; you just happen to know a dryad that inhabits a sugar maple, who lets you tap her from time to time.

An embarrassed girl enters a witch's shop, asking if she has anything to help cover her ridiculously large chest. The witch cackles and gives her a special shirt that will make her appear flat, and sends on her way, never mentioning the young man earlier, who'd bought a similar pair of boxers..

You are a browsing your local bookstore when you see an odd book called "A Rabbit's Tricks" it's a book that teaches you how to cast spells. The problem is every spell has something to do with sex.

Instead of an angel and demon on your shoulders, you have a horny fairy and a repressed 50s housewife instead.

You struggled to pull the top of your blouse together and pull your yoga pants into a less obvious camel toe. You had made the mistake of telling the office witch she was dressed too slutty. Now whatever clothes you wore were cursed to be worn "As slutty as possible."

When your boss told you he was gonna send you an 'e-male' to follow up on your report, you assumed it was a typo. but now there's a femboy waiting expectantly on your desk.

She'd cursed him as a processionary measure, to drain his masculinity every time he was a jerk on their date, but he was being so nice and kind that it was doing the opposite, slowly turning him into a huge muscled hunk that she was having a really hard time not fucking him right there!

A depressed, lonely guy finds himself living under one roof with embodiments of the Seven Deadly Sins. However, things are not as bad as they seem, and the Sins decide to help him back on his feet. One night, Lust, sensing his need for physical affection, knocks at his door...

Her roommate decided to prank her by giving all their guy friends onaholes that were actually portals to her pussy...

In her late twenties and fond of booze and casual sex, she's not your typical magical girl...

Her roommate decided to prank her by giving all their guy friends onaholes that were actually portals to her pussy...

You're an overnight security guard in a 'Night at the Museum' type situation and things have started to go from flirty to kind of serious between you and one of the statues

Turns out that horny Christmas list you made when you were fifteen was just cooking till now. Santa left a lot of great gifts this year.

You have been cursed to be transformed into a cat. Little did the witch know that you enjoyed being a cat

She was promised that her magical girl costume would be a reflection of her true self. So it was kind of embarrassing that it was so... *slutty*

The reason why you don't hear about magical boys is because they tend to work in blue collar jobs rather than fight crime unless otherwise.

Lilith has returned to Earth to tell her side of the story, as no one wants to listen to her, she switches tactics and becomes an Influencer

In his retirement, a master mage begins writing children’s books. Each with an enchantment designed to highlight the books message. Your child received one as a birthday gift.

You accidentally met your childhood "imaginary friend" you almost forgot in real life, and it seems that they have grown and have forgotten about you.

He sat under the same tree everyday, drawing. He loved the beauty of nature and plants and the natural world. One day, the dryad of the tree decided to be bold and talk to him.

"I am not bimbofying them. I leave their minds, IQ and personalities in tact and only change their bodies at request. Not my fault bimbobodys are popular." Her male roommate, a transformation magic artist, explained. Now she kinda wanted him to change her, too.

She'd cursed him as a processionary measure, to drain his masculinity every time he was a jerk on their date, but he was being so nice and kind that it was doing the opposite, slowly turning him into a huge muscled hunk that she was having a really hard time not fucking him right there!

An ice slime helps her roommate beat the summer heat...

Your boss always finds the smallest excuse to scold you, which gets on your nerves. Hoping to make things bearable at work, you cast a love spell on your boss, but it goes wrong. Your boss still hates you, but every time she tries to tell you off, their scolding comes off as sexy and flirty.

A lewd story writer finds a fancy looking pencil on the sidewalk. Little did she know that the pencil would make anything she writes become true. And only she would notice!

One can't fight the weather, but they can reason with it. A hurricane is mortified to learn that its travel path would have harmed many people if not for the one person who bothered to let them know.

You'd been stuck there for hours, and you'd seen countless blue and yellow uniforms hit the floor. All you wanted to do was pick up a flœŕkënblorgen and go home, but this IKEA sales staff were committed to showing you just how much you could enjoy products in every department.

Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You find them outside your bedroom, a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a box of chocolate in the other.

You've had an awful day and now must attend a gala. You'd rather be anywhere but here. However, your childhood imaginary friend has returned. They have grown up and want to have mischievous fun at the gala.

Cowgirl milk is well known for its figure enhancing effects on girls. One cowgirl takes special pride in making sure that all her friends "fill out"...