Reddit Writing Prompts

“This is the most dysfunctional dynamic ever!” “It is the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had.”

The hero is in need of a new sidekick, but this kid just doesn’t fit their theming… or their aesthetic.

"How the hell did you manage to get drinking blood as a tax write off?"

"Hero" they called me. "Hero, hah! If they only knew."

You have been reincarnated as the evil demon king and have been playing your role well, growing into the whole evil thing, nearly against your will and Loosing your old self slowly. Now, you find out your best friend has been reincarnated as the young hero send to slay you.

You decided to get frozen because of an incurable decease. You woke up in a facility after 500 years, when you had already reincarnated 6 times.

A muscular girl employs the help of 5 femboy prostitutes to relieve her sexual frustration.

“Ain’t no f-ing way.” Conquest said. “There’s no way you’re the new horsemen of war.” She repeated to the preppy pastel Femboy stood in front of her Death and Famine.

Using our Tomboy Friend as payment for Pizza - "Lets save money and have her just blow the guy!" Was supposed to be a joke. But when the doorbell rang and you drunkenly started to pull your shirt over you head. We didn't know whether to stop you or cheer you on.

Write something with no sex, but is absolutely riddled with innuendos

You and your rival are called into the boss' office. Your boss explains how everyone is getting tired of the office rivalry and think the two of you should get a room to get the hate out of your systems.

Your spouse was just granted the class *Lover*, meaning that they gain EXP when the person they love makes them blush, swoon or otherwise feel romantic attraction. It's great for easy leveling, but the fact that people glow when they're earning experience makes it really embarrassing for them.

Competitive sex becomes a discipline for Summer Olympics.

Dating a tentacle girl with a psychic disguise takes some getting use to. Sure, occasionally they'd get in a mood and you'd find yourself covered in tentacles, but they were awesome cooks!

Summer is the best time for cowgirls to open an ice cream stand. Especially when they make it with their own milk, and especially wouldn't that milk can have dramatic effects on girls figures...

They are identical twins, these two pretty girls you've just meet at the pool. They challenge you to find a way to tell between them What it's gonna be?

It's Saturday night, you're a little tipsy, and you find yourself in the infamous bar bathroom. On the wall in fading sharpie reads, "For a good time call..." with a cell number. Against your better judgment, you give it a ring...

(incest) You quietly close the door behind you, your naked cock still wet from cumming in your mom again and again. You turn around only to see your sister sliding off of your sleeping dads cock in the living room.. You both exchange awkward stares.

When a group of friends make a bet to see how many girls at their college they can get pregnant by the end of the semester, they figure that jig is up when the secret gets out. Surprisingly though, a lot of girls actually seem like they're on board...

When the college decided to try out coed locker rooms, some people were worried it might lead to "misbehavior". However, the girls volleyball team had already decided that This was a feature rather than a bug!

A certain witch had a reputation. It was never a matter of if she was going to turn her current boyfriend into a girl, but *when*. And afterward if they'd stay as a part of her harem to be shared with the next guy...

"Wanna know the best way to reform a villain? Put a baby in them with their consent of course, their parental instincts would kick in and they'll start growing softer" The Hero told his new apprentice "I mean look at at my wife, doesn't even look like she used to be a feared villaim"

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Here it is dude! The “what if?” machine! You can ask it any question, and it will transport us to a universe where the question is true. Like what if America had lost the space race, or if 9/11 never happened! Wait, bro, what did you just ask?!

When you were invited to an erotic book club, you thought it would just be discussions and reading. However when you arrive for your first meet, you realize that the members were entirely nude...

The curse cast on the Halloween party was read wrong. They only figured that out when they noticed the costumes of the women at the party begin to get tighter around their chests.

If captured by Orcs, drink this potion, it will give you the vigour you need to fuck them to death. You will be quite sticky in the end but will survive.

Earths Free Use laws pushed you to explore the stars. It’s rare enough when you meet another human, you actually look forward to what inevitably happens.

Wholesome bondage.

When her friend was jacking off at her parent's house, she hastily agreed to swallow his cum just to avoid making a mess. However, it awakened something in her, and something really, really turns her on about casually letting guys cum in her mouth...