Unconventional Relationships Writing Prompts

"Stop, or people will think you are flirting with me!" When he told this to his hot tomboy best friend, he did not expect her to blow up at him. "I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU! I HAVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU LIKE A HORNY BIMBO FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS YOU WONDERFULL MORON!!!"

It's been two months since i started dating my new girlfriend, However she panics when she accidentally reveals that she's a werewolf. It was hard to Explain that i already knew and even harder to explain that i was into it.

You wrote it in your list as half a joke. But on Christmas morning, you awake to a big tit, big ass goth girl under your tree, half naked, Christmas plug in her ass, tied up in ribbon, and looking a little displeased.

An angel matches with a demon on a dating site. The angel expects the demon to be dominating and imposing, but she's actually soft and cuddly. The demon expects the angel to be pure and stoic, but she's actually childish and emotional.

Having a harem. Expectation: Constant sex with a group of beautiful woman who adore you. Reality: Group smash bros sessions, trying to organize dinner with everyone, a really big bed, and constant sex with a group of woman who all love you.

Her gender ambiguous name and a careless administrator landed her in the boy's dorm. She couldn't have been happier... and neither could they!

Was it right to give her BFF's crush a fleshlight that held a portal to her vagina? Probably not. But did it help speed things along? Oh... definitely!

You are a college student that has just discovered that they are Allowed To Do Anything. Sit on the Dean's lap wearing cat lingerie? He asks you if you're comfortable. Grope the Head Cheerleader? She asks you if you want her to take her top off, for easier access.

You find out your Girlfriend is literally the Queen of an entire existential Dimension

When it first happened the tentacles were considered disgusting. Nowadays they're just a part of life. It wouldn't be all that surprising to feel a tentacle slide down your pants, or watch someone hop into a patch of them to get off, or watch a professor perform a lecture between moans

Write, as unironically erotic as you can, a story about a young man finally getting to have sex with the neighbor's enormously-breasted daughter, in the format of a 4-chan Greentext.

Buying old androids from scrapyards and fixing them up was just a hobby. You never intended it to turn into a harem, but androids designed for sex are the most commonly discarded type and they're very grateful for your help.

A poor, innocent tentacle monster is taken advantage of by a horny adventurer girl.

The monster under your bed has been waiting all this time for you to hit legal age. Midnight rolls around and well... Happy Eighteenth Birthday!

Succubi have one weakness. Even if it’s extremely rare. Should a human impregnates them, they are bound to them forever, and become submissive and docile for their human. You figure this out when a awkward red faced succubus clutches her swollen belly in front of you.

After a female adventurer saves the kingdom and earns her promised reward of land, money, and titles, she finds out that taking the princess’s hand in marriage wasn't an optional part of the deal.

After inheriting his uncles mansion, a college Student reallises, that the maids are used to do sexual Services. Believing his uncle took advantage of them, he swears to treat them with utmost respect. Meanwhile the Maids grow frustrated from being denied to fullfill theyre favourite duty.

It wasn't an uncommon wedding gift in their culture, but it still threw the groom off a little to see his bestman's 18 year old tomboy sister on the gift table bound and gagged. She was going to his maid/concubine. However his new wife loved the idea of the young woman being theirs.

Your study partner is cute, sure. But she’s older than you, and doesn’t seem to have any interest in you or what you do. That is, until you utter a very simple phrase. The words “good girl” change her entire persona in an instant.

A humble fisherman falls in love with his coastal town’s librarian. Trying to impress her, he delves into the world of books for the first time in his life.

"You owe me years of Sex and galons of cum!" after Findling her male childhood friends porn collection, a busty tomboy learns that she is his type. Now she wants to catch up on All the Sex they could have had.

It turns out the cute girl you’ve been wanting to date is a lesbian. However, she’s also a witch and has no problems turning you into a cute girl yourself.

A bunch of virgins are about to be sacrificed to a god. They are all kept in the same cell and decide to have a massive orgy so that they won't be virgins and then they can't be sacrificed anymore.

Lust berries are a magical fruit that gives you exactly what you need sexualy. For some it just makes them cum on the spot, others it leaves them in a state of arousal that makes them take their lover as soon as possible, some are dragged deep within their greatest fantasies...or anything else.

The spell to let them feel as though his cock were in her mouth or pussy and portal his cum straight into her had worked perfectly! There was one problem though. It was the next day, and she couldn't figure out how to end the spell, only switch between locations!

After the standard superpower test, two childhood friends couldn't keep their hands off each other due to how much they heavily fetishize the other's superpower.

You married an NPC who was self aware. You quit the game but your wife never forgot you. One day your NPC spouse shows up in the real world and wants to take you back no matter what.

You're trying to explain to your insane god romantic partner that, no, you don't want world domination, you just want a domestic love life

That awkward moment when you visit your SO's family and recognize their dad from a one night stand years ago. Then recognize their mom from a different one night stand years ago. And then recognize their brother...and their sister and their aunt...and uncle...Have you fucked this whole family?

Once a month all doors and Windows of the mansion are sealed shut. Then the young Master turns into a wild beast, desiring to satiate its Lust, hunting down the mansions beautifull maids. The sex is great, the hunt a game and whoever avoids beeing fucked by the werewolf the longest gets a price.