Reddit Writing Prompts

"Get 10 peaches, 10 apricots, 10 sour cherries, 10 sweet cherries, 10 plums, and 10 big apples. Take the pits out of all the fruit and turn them into a powder. Make a cocktail out of the fruit and mix the powder into it. Give the cocktail to whoever wronged you."

It's the first time someone has ever spoken to a pod of whales conversationally. A group of scientists diving together, on coms, and one holding a tablet, menu ready with buttons—each with a human definition. The "Amplifier" light is glowing green, and a pod of whales is gathered.

In order to be considered as a presidential candidate you must pass a series of tests both physical and mental. “Wow rock climbing algebra was a challenge!”

You’re a terminal archaeologist. You explore worlds that had sudden extinction level events with the intent of preventing such calamities on Earth and colonial worlds. Today you discover where the end took a week for an intelligent species.

Always lonely as a child, you made up an imaginary friend and promised to each other to be best friends forever. Now, at 26, you stare dumbly at your bedroom floor, where a flesh-and-blood copy of your imaginary friend is wonderingly inspecting their now physical body.

A distant descendant of yours comes back in time to interview you for a school project. This actually manages to be less surprising than their differences from a modern-day human.

"Hold on, you sold your soul to God?"

"Bridge trolls are surprising decent folk. I'm friends with the one coming up, been at the bridge to the village for years."

After accidentally body-swapping with someone, the two of you begin to feel strange. Turns out there are consequences for when you're in someone else's body for too long.

Every human is given the chance to watch their own funeral after they die. They are allowed to choose one thing said about them to take into their next life, where it will be placed in their subconcious. It will shape who they are in that life.

The alien invasion has come, we lost. Now humanity fills the brothels and fuck doll shops of the Galaxy. We still have our disagreements but we can all agree that this is the greatest thing that could have ever happened to us.

Normally, working in a car girl dominated workplace was all fine and dandy. You were all friends, and treated each other as such….until they all went into heat. And suddenly your place of work became very very different.

Identical twin sisters confessed their love to you. They are both close friends of yours but they ask you to choose one of them. Can you convince them to compromise?

Having been defeated, the boss had set you up as a free-use slave for the other monsters.

The "Come as you aren't"-masquerade, where people dress up as the opposite of how they percieve themselves, is tonight. A shy, introverted girl is made to go in a dominatrix outfit by her roommates, only to get VERY into the role. Maybe a little too much...

Describe the journey of a comely commoner (boy or girl) as they are molded and trained into a well-known and expensive courtesan/courtier sought after by lords, kings, and queens alike from across all lands.

After a long day’s work, you return home. Your roommate seems to notice your stress, and invites you to lay down on their lap at the couch. They have a method as to relieve your stress.

You sit yourself down on perv row thinking it's just like any other night at a strip club. But when a woman you know comes out on stage your jaw hits the floor. She sees you sitting there, but she's not angry. She's... into it?

No matter how unlikely it seemed, a knight found her succubus lineage constantly coming into play despite her efforts at being a prim and proper paladin...

The succubus you summoned turned out to have been out of touch with humanity since the 1840s, and still thinks showing her ankles is lewd. She's sexy, horny and eager to learn, but almost completely clueless. How will you help her enter the modern world?

Waking up after hearing a snap, she doesn’t understand why she’s naked, gagged, blindfolded, and tied up. And she won’t as her hypnosis triggers make it so she forgets after each session

In biopunk future people grow their sex toys in their gardens.

You're vampire SO has got to be the most bashful person you've ever met. Hoping for a bit of a rougher sexytime you try to provoke them, to amazing/horrifying results.

The good news. Your girlfriend is horny and rubbing her ass into your boner. The bad news? Your in the back of the car with all your friends sitting in front. So one must proceed…carefully.

A dragon lord kidnaps an elven princess, to ravish her. They're actually quite good friends... Not that that would stop the ravishment...

She was watching a cheesy Hallmark movie, and her roommate had just downloaded some porn. One lightning strike later, and they're both in a world that's been created by combining the two movies!

(ENF) It was finally Emily’s art class’s day to be drawing the nude form. But when the model cancels last minute, the teacher decides it’ll be Emily modelling in her place…

Hero and villain with secret identities match with one another on a dating app. They hit it off, not realising that they're one another's greatest nemeses.

There’s a trade off to having superpowers; really, really high sex drives.

A town guard is on patrol in the back alleys when a thief runs face first into him. Having both collapsed to the ground they awkwardly look into each others' eyes.