Vampires Writing Prompts

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

The Monster Hunter Association specializes in the eradication and containment of monsters. They’ve been doing this for centuries all the way back to King Arthur. You work as the secretary to this fine organization. Oddly enough, you’re also a vampire.

Both Sherlock Holmes und Dracula are set around the 1890s. So, technically, it would be possible that Sherlock was hired to investigate the deaths caused by Dracula.

You are a werewolf and you are an expert at living among humans undetected. You are so good, that a vampire thought you were an ordinary human and bit you.

You are a vampire, and as far as you know you were born one. That's what your mother has always told you, of course. But today you ran into a vampire hunter on your way to you cottage, he didn't attack you, however, he only said two words: "Poor thing."

"I thought you used to be a prostitute!" "Why would you...? Oh... No, no... Lady of the night is just a fancy way to say vampire." "You are a vampire?" "Used to be."

You are the first person to become a vampire in 10,000 years. Your master and his entire clan are shocked when they learn you can walk in sunlight without burning. "Sunscreen, you simpeltons." Was your response when they asked how.

My new partner at work is the worst! They won't enter buildings without invitation, says they've got a sunlight allergy so I have to work night shifts, and if you drop anything they sit there and count it impulsively. It's the worst!

"the mat clearly said NOT welcome!" i explained to the vampire.

A vampire, turned at a young age, adopted by a kindly old person that thinks they're just an orphan. They try to explain what they are but it's brushed off, a macabre joke. One day, thirst building, they decide to run away to keep them safe just as they find a fresh glass of blood by their bed.

"And in this painting is Lord Straten, who had this castle constructed for his beloved daughter after she developed a severe sunlight allergy. In fact, she still resides here, even today!" "Wait... isn't this castle, like, two hundred years old?" "Why, yes, it is! Two-hundred-and-nine."

Vampires are real and have lived publicly in society for decades, but they're still played by humans in movies because real vampires don't show up on camera. A director who prides himself on authenticity has a vampire on set to make sure the actors are portraying vampires correctly.

“Uh, I’m a vampire. I bit you, and drank some of your blood, which means you should be under my control.” “Hahaha, you fool. I am Fae, which means that, technically, you ate some Fae food, and therefore should be under MY control.” “Alright, fine, how do you want to settle this?”

Guests at an old castle-turned-hotel often wake up in the morning feeling light-headed, as if they're suffering from blood loss. This is odd to everyone, especially the family that owns the castle; they may be vampires, but they get their blood from a bank like civilized people.

*sigh* Another sultry and seductive woman talking to me of all people on a lonely night. Babe, would you kindly turn into a demon, a vampire or something of the sort already ? I already know you're not human, and it'd make me feel less shitty for pumping you full of cold iron and silver.

The time has come for you to introduce your partner to your parents, except your partner is a vampire and your parents are ancient pureblood dragons who are not too happy with your choice.

Your vampire roommate just came back from the mall. Since she can't use a mirror, she was hoping you could help her out, and tell her how all the underwear she just bought looks on her.

Dracula has been slain by a vampire hunter. But what's going to happen to his estate? An estate lawyer has been charged with going through the documents of the vampire's many properties, and finding out what goes where. This includes a very, very long will and testament.

"If you're a dhampir, and vampires are literal corpses, how was your mom the vampire?" "...Don't question it."

A female vampire selects her next victim in a club. However, the encounter would not go as she expected, thanks to her victim's naivety and innocence of the real world.

He was a child adventurer, choosen by the gods as theyre Champion. For four years he had known nothing but bloodshed and cruelty. Now 18 he faces the vampire queen. She is shoked to See such a pile of anxiety and ptsd and decides to give him the love and care he desperatly needs.

"It is easy to be a bloodthirsty, muderous monster" said the vampire, "less so a decent being"

A 200 year old vampire falls in love with a human who seems more mature than other mortals because they have just escaped a 200 year long time loop

"Why won't you turn me? We can be immortal vampires together!" "Trust me. Immortality is not as 'cool' as you humans say it is."

Its been revealed that the recent get healthy trend, new diets, and weight loss drugs is being funded by wealthy vampires who want tastier victims. In fact, most of the top personal trainers are vampires. A journalist debates whether to reveal this as the trend saves more lives than it takes.

It was soooo easy to drive your vampire boyfriend wild, since he could fuck your brains out all he wanted. But he needed permission to “cum inside” so you could keep him in a pent up and on the edge of bursting for HOURS.

It was soooo easy to drive your vampire boyfriend wild, since he could fuck your brains out all he wanted. But he needed permission to “cum inside” so you could keep him in a pent up and on the edge of bursting for HOURS.

The vampire queen never feared an oponent until now. The choosen hero of the church had destoyed many other lords of monsters and now infiltrated her castle. She did not expect him to be an exhausted young men in need of rest, kindness and gentle pleasure. Things she was willing to give.

A vampire professor is embarrassed when a student offers her their blood in exchange for a deadline extension, not strictly because of the unprofessionalism of it, but because of how horny she gets when she's freshly fed...

It’s well known cum is an alternative for blood to vampires. Obviously most are disgusted at the thought. Except your girlfriend. Who, lucky for her, has found a man with the most extreme case of hyperspermia in the world to satisfy her thirst.