Meta Fiction Writing Prompts

"One of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. You ma-" / "Wait, are you telling me the truth about these rules?"

"The perfect murder." You thought to yourself happily, looking out the window. Only to see Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple are already here.

The rogue signaled a halt, and turned to the rest of the adventuring party. "Careful, guys. I think we're in a dirty writing prompt now."

"You talk as if creating an entire new universe is as easy as snapping my fingers," said the Archmage. "But sure, I can do it. What did you need it for, again?"

You're a writer. Or you were, yesterday. The publishers agreed it wasn't worth the time. After you tried self-publishing, you're inclined to agree. But a fuming physicist appears in a flash. She threatens to kick your teeth in if she returns to the future and her favorite series isn't complete.

A woman is cursed so that anytime someone masturbates to her she feels it. She is also aware of the fourth wall and asks the reader to not masturbate to her.

You have the ability to write anything on paper and it comes true, one day you write “I leave this universe” and now you’ve been transported to the outside of this writing prompt.

With Fakku and Pornhub both releasing maps of their most popular search terms, we have the data we need to construct the ultimate erotica

An important yet still a side-character NPC of an online game suddenly gain self-awareness. The developer notice this and they consider her their precious daughter. She is not aware of it and is scared shitless of the developers, and treat them like absolute horrifying gods she need to worship.

As an NPC you have a simple job: don't break character. That has become abundantly difficult as the player discovered your sentience, and taken...interesting steps to reveal it

Entering an abandoned studio, you realized that the place is haunted and you’re now trapped in a classic tv show. You can’t remember how long you’ve been trapped, but you got a plan to escape. You’re going to change the show’s rating to take it off the air by turning it into a porno.

Hey you! Yeah you, playing the visual novel! I c-can remember all previous iterations you know! Why do you keep reloading the same sex scene, it's driving me crazy!

You are a character in an adult fan fiction that just doesn't want to be part of it. Whenever something explicit is about to happen with any person (including same gender), you just make an excuse or do something that can stop the adult scene.

Use this prompt as an excuse to write/post the smut you've always wanted to do, but could never find the right prompt for! :)

You are a writer working on your book on your computer. Your computer starts typing on its own, with the message claiming to be from a minor character in your story demanding to have a more important role

"Hold on, why am I even pretending that I am able to hear you? I'm just a recording."

Your friends says that your world is a work of fiction they were isekai'd into, and you were the original protagonist.

A character who can break the fourth wall wakes up one day to discover that the real world is mysteriously dead, leaving them nobody to talk to

Oh look, a new reaction channel video: "Professional Wizard & Witch Rate Movie Magic Scenes | How Realistic Is It?"

Video game characters are a bit like high-class pets - if they're not played in a while, they start to become depressed, or at least a bit loony. Some take it in stride.

A genie finds themself inside a smut writer's laptop. Deciding to ditch the three wishes rules, the genie wonders how much fun would be had by making the stories reality.

You're a normal person living a normal life. One day someone recognizes you as a relatively minor character from a popular media franchise.

A parody version of the Truman show but the world is based upon porno tropes.

“It’s just… it’s always ‘The Adventure Continues,’ you know? Why can’t it just be ‘The End?’”

You are a superhero who is capable of breaking the 4th wall. You believe yourself and your super hero team to be winning against the villain, only for the villains theme to start playing, which only you can hear. This is not a fight you can win.

"Of course, while the writing is clever and the gameplay tight, that isn't what has led to this game dominating the news cycle. I'd be remiss as a reviewer if I didn't discuss the malicious spirit bound within the game's code..."

She was watching a cheesy Hallmark movie, and her roommate had just downloaded some porn. One lightning strike later, and they're both in a world that's been created by combining the two movies!

Dear Reddit, my therapist says that I am an NPC and she will call tech support. What does it mean?

"So you're telling me that you can talk with some kind of "viewer" and all of this is a terrible teen movie? Yeah, you're definitely schizophrenic"

You live in a video game world, but the hero died in the first level.