Meta Fiction Writing Prompts

"I'm your substitute prompt writer for today. Your regular writer didn't leave me a prompt plan, so we're just gonna watch Knight Rider, if I can get a volunteer to get the TV from the AV room."

Two narrators, one wants to make it a romance story and the other an action flick, they switch every two paragraphs.

Introducing, The Fictional Harem Generator! With this little doodad here, you can make your most depraved fantasies come to life! All you have to do is name three characters from any fictional world, or more than one, and watch as they all appear in the flesh, eager and ready to please!

Reality is changed, and women's breasts now have RPG Levels, with leveling up causing them to grow larger. But the weirdest thing is you seem to be the only one to notice the the growth as it happens, and the only one able to see and interact with the UI and apply earned perks.

"Make your dreams cum true!" was the tagline on the sex toy's packaging. You were skeptical, but upon waking up the morning after your first time using the toy, you discover that the world has been warped along the lines of the porn you watched last night.

Everyone knows Cartoon Characters can survive basically anything, not even old age can kill them. A Cartoon Character finds this out the hard way when their human friend dies from old age.

You are a sentient/sapient fictional character, but instead of existing in any defined setting or story, you exist only in your Author's mind

You were born as a side-character, in a battle driven Anime. You enjoy your life but it's not without it's problems. You have a secret ability to read peoples thoughts involuntairly. Which incudes their Battle dialogue. Every. SINGLE. TIME.

We want to film one of your DirtyWritingPrompts submissions. And we want you to star in it.

You are the most powerful and the smartest being in the entire Multiverse. You could easily subjugate it in hours. But what do you do? You act like a Looney Tunes villain. Why? It’s funny.

A character is aware of that they exist inside of a story. They wonder how much they can bend the world into running on porn-logic.

You are a succubus or incubus who’s very amused at this subreddit’s obsession with your race… and at how everyone misunderstands you deeply. This prompt is your chance to set the record straight.

She was fully aware of the fact that she was a character in a porn story. She was basically a plaything of the narrator. She liked to *pretend* that she wasn't totally into everything that happened...

Prompt: put out a NSFW story without using character following fourth (write any short story without using the letter e)

"So you're saying that you can talk with some called "viewer" and all of this is some cheesy porno? Yeah, you're crazy."