Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

Due to a flight cancellation, you've been given a pass to use the most exclusive gate lounge in the world, where the food is great, the drinks are amazing, all the lovely staff are free to use.

At first the male fertility crisis had been a godsend for him. As one of the few men whose sperm still swam, he was practically drowning in pussy. But then it got monotonous, pumping women desperate for babies full of baby batter three, sometimes four times per day, just started to feel rote…

When your boss told you he was gonna send you an 'e-male' to follow up on your report, you assumed it was a typo. but now there's a femboy waiting expectantly on your desk.

She'd cursed him as a processionary measure, to drain his masculinity every time he was a jerk on their date, but he was being so nice and kind that it was doing the opposite, slowly turning him into a huge muscled hunk that she was having a really hard time not fucking him right there!

You and your friends are playing a heated game of Monopoly. One of them landed on your property which they can’t afford. Not willing to go bankrupt, they strip themselves to get a discount which soon began a trend in the game.

Inventors develop a stun gun to replace guns in police armories. It is supposed to work by overloading the nervous system and rendering the subject unconscious. What if it instead inspired a very different, but very powerful reaction.

Her power to create duplicates of herself was useful for *much* more than just heroics...

Invisible spirit-like creatures are a completely normal thing. They tend to use humans a sexual play things, whenever and wherever they want. The more attractive you are the more likey a spirit will spend its time around you.

A depressed, lonely guy finds himself living under one roof with embodiments of the Seven Deadly Sins. However, things are not as bad as they seem, and the Sins decide to help him back on his feet. One night, Lust, sensing his need for physical affection, knocks at his door...

You've finished a radical new drug treatment in the hospital. The doctor warns you to stay in bed for 24 hours to normalize, but you sneak away. An orderly brushes against your arm in the doorway and with a moan, you find that every inch of your skin is currently an erogenous zone.

He just found out he got a magic dick. All he has to do is flash a girl with it & she will fuck him until she's in a sex coma. The magic doesn't enhance his endurance though as he found out after his childhood friend is grinding him to dust with her hips.

Two girls have crushes on each other. They each also have the misapprehension that the other is straight.

You discover one day that you have had a subtle ability your whole life where the more you think about someone doing something sexual, the more that person is likely to do it. You decide to go test this out in its fully capacity.

Your secretary left her submissive lesbian porn stash open, rife with fetishes. Now you, her female boss, are going to seduce and fuck her brains out.

He thought that his friend would be creeped out when she noticed a picture of her sucking a popsicle in his folder of blowjob porn. She was as surprised as him though, that she actually felt *really* turned on...

You are the sentient magical sword of The Legendary Hero that once saved the kingdom. But your master passed away years ago, so you decide to do what all great heroes of legend do after retiring: you open a tavern.

In the apocalypse, it is a dog eat dog world. Kill or be Killed. There is only one exception. Every Thursday is movie night, hosted by the doomsday prepper.

She was a weapon, designed in a secret government lab with the sole purpose to fight and win wars. At least that's what she believed for a while, until that naive journalist broke her out. Now she lives with them, figuring out the outside world. And her latest curiosity involves a porn stash.

Your local renaissance fair also has a period-appropriate brothel.

When you signed up at the sperm bank, you didn’t expect the cute receptionists to follow you into the “room”, pull their miniskirts up, and ask your to deposit your loads. As it turns out, they are the sperm banks.

Your blind friend asks for help putting on makeup for a date. With the final layer of blush applied, she announces “perfect” before leaning in for a kiss...

"Oh, good. You're finally awake. We were so worried. Clothes? What are those? HEY! Stop staring at my face! My tits are down here!"

Her roommate decided to prank her by giving all their guy friends onaholes that were actually portals to her pussy...

Somehow, seemingly overnight, the entire world became a porno. Stuff still gets done, people go to work, students of all ages still go to school, kinks exist so on and so forth. You are the only one that remembers "Old Earth." What is your new day like?

When her best friends girlfriend broke up with him, she swore she'd get him laid to snap him out of the funk he was in. Well... She hadn't been able to help him pull a girl all night. She was going to have to take matters into her own hands...

In her late twenties and fond of booze and casual sex, she's not your typical magical girl...

Taking a job out of town, the place looks weird. Whatever, it's retail. Slowly you realise the customers are a little on the... supernatural side. And they seem to watch you during the moments your mind goes a little nsfw. It takes one specific day to realise they can read your mind... vividly.

Her roommate decided to prank her by giving all their guy friends onaholes that were actually portals to her pussy...

Portal panties are real, so what happens when someone uses that kind of tech with Chasity belts?

You come to possess a real, functioning gay-dar (gay seeking radar device) complete with crush indicator. You toy around with it, until you discover it starts to respond to your cute, twinkish college roommate.