Mundane Situations with Extraordinary Complications Writing Prompts

In an effort to both improve customer satisfaction and employee morale, a call centre has installed Sybians (male equivalent where applicable) instead of normal chairs. During a call, customers can press 0-9 to set the intensity.

She'd been hooking her shy friend up with a bunch of cute girls that she could've sworn were his type, but the relationships never seem to last. She asked the latest girl what the issue was, but only felt regret after finding out; he kept moaning *her* name during sex.

With a large formal even coming up, it was expected that people go with dates. On Twitter, people ask athletes and models and singers all the time. When you invited your favorite pornstar as a joke, you never really expected them to agree.

During a supposedly anonymous lab study at your college, someone discovers your sperm has study-enhancing qualities that exceed Ritalin or Adderall - and instead of sharing her findings with one friend, she accidentally emails the biggest sorority in town...

You couldn’t have been more confused when your human sexuality teacher sent you a chaturbate link instead of a Zoom meeting for your one on one “tutoring.”

As your son’s father you can’t help but love and support him but as you and your wife sit across from him while he tries to tell you how he’s marrying the actual literal devil you can’t help but question at least some decision making here.

They had play-wrestled as long as they'd known each other, but things had changed a lot in the past 10 years. When he effortlessly pinned her arms above her, something flipped in her head.

At a magic school, a student accidentally discovers a spell that makes her teacher horny. The teacher tries to maintain her composure while a room full of bored teenagers decides what to do with this new knowledge. Repeated uses of the spell stack.

Your wife offered you a simple Christmas gift. She called it a "Yes, Sir" day. 24 hours of agreement to your requests with the simple statement "Yes, sir."

As a Tomboy she’s always bound her chest, since she always felt like her large bust didn’t compliment her style. Not to mention her bests friend, who’s notorious for being very “hands-on” with other girls she knows. While relaxing at home “unbound”, her best friend makes an unexpected visit.

When he signed up for the internship at a local farm, he assumed he was going to be doing actual farmwork, but in reality the milf that ran the farm needed a handsome young man who could fuck her silly at the end of a long day of work.

Now returning to the countryside after 10 years, the next door beauty is now a divorced MILF with two college daughters, with all of them now greatly interested in you, and are happy to share if it means getting you in bed with them.

You didn't know what to expect when your shy friend asked if she could get your opinion on something. Seeing her strip nude in front of you and ask if she was beautiful, however, was the most unlikely scenario.

She thought the spell that let her temporarily grow a magical cock would just be a laugh at a sleepover. Instead, at her all girls school, she soon finds herself collecting a harem...

Jennifer loses a friendly bet; willingly agrees to be a naked hostess for an elegant party wearing little more than thigh high nude stockings, high heels, and an elegant necklace/earrings. She “gets to” circulate throughout the (mixed gender) party to refresh people’s drinks, offer horderves.

She seemed to be the only one who thought that "The breeding of the bridesmaids" was a weird wedding tradition for the groom to partake in. Still though, the Bride herself insisted, and she didn't want to make things awkward...

Everyone was responsible for filling out the chore board with things they were willing to do to help out the household. She filled all her slots with things like "Quickie", "BJ +swallow", and "Free Use Night"...

It was a boring sunday afternoon, until his female best friend crashed through his door. "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! I NEED YOU TO COVER MY TITS IN YOUR CUM! ASAP!!!"

The students are a little confused by the school having "uniform underwear", and by the odd devices in the crotch of it, until the teacher announces, "for each answer you get correct, you'll be rewarded with pleasure"

The star player on the varsity volleyball team starts a trend of slapping her teammates on the ass to promote camaraderie and team spirit. It's also because she secretly fucking loves it.

She started to undress for bed, almost as if she were daring him to watch, before she said something surprising, "Neither of us is going to be comfortable on that couch, so we might as well get comfortable in bed together..."

As a straight girl, you find it highly annoying that literally every girl you meet is gay for you, even if they are usually straight.

It's the norm here for everyone to be very, very cuddly in a completely platonic way. You are desperately trying to get your friend to realize you're into them, in a completely not-platonic way.

"I want to fuck you so much..." you accidentally say aloud while the friend you haven't seen in years hugs you, pushing your face in between her tits due to her height.

She normally kept her large breasts hidden under bulky or baggy clothing. But then she drew the short straw to be in the harvest festival dunking tank, and now she'd be on full display in a bikini for everyone. Certainly, it was the chilly air making her nipples so stiff... Right?

In this world the birth ratio is about 15% male to 85% female. Due to this harems are completly normal. Whats a day in the life for a married set.

Your neighbor said to come over whenever. You find the garage door open and enter. Getting to the bedroom you find your neighbor tied down to the bed naked and blindfolded.

Convinced that there is no way chewable tablets could make her breasts bigger, a web model has been eating the ones she got as a promotion like regular candies all day. This would be *many* times the recommended dose...

He wished to receive a blowjob from a beautiful woman every day. However he didn’t realize the consequences of his wish until he saw just how far in length the universe would go to ensure his blowjob.

You’re spending the night at your friends house and she’s just turned in for the night so you browse GW. You come across a new post that looks like her with the caption “My fantasy fuck is right outside the door, what do you think he’d do with this?”