Wordplay and Puns Writing Prompts

When your boss told you he was gonna send you an 'e-male' to follow up on your report, you assumed it was a typo. but now there's a femboy waiting expectantly on your desk.

Write a sex scene, but you can't refer to any privates with the same word more than once.

You are brought into a world where magical strength is determined by how fast you can say and create incantations, you are a battle rapper

“You don’t understand, it was fight or flight and chickens are flightless birds”

Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex.

I diagnose you with velocity, I’m afraid it’s terminal.

A pun so bad as to cause the mind of an eldritch horror to recoil in agony.

Write something with no sex, but is absolutely riddled with innuendos

"I didn't find the Wizard Tower, there's no towers at all!" "...No, the Wizard Tower. The Wizard who's name is Tower."

“So you sold your soul to the devil?” “No, just my patience.”

Her goal was to get her assport stamped in as many countries as possible. That's not a typo.

Your day at work sucked. Luckily, your girlfriend sucks too.

Annual fundraiser? No, I said anal fundraiser

Taking the expression "Teacher's Pet" a little too seriously.

For dinner you promised to cook your famous spicy rice. You've been saving that bag of exotic cumin you got from the traveling merchant for it. What you don't know is that the label is a typo - although it tastes & smells the same, this isn't cumin but a notorious & little-known spice, cummin.