Situational Comedy Writing Prompts

Loser learns that he has a super power. He doesn't want to fight crime or take over the world with it; he just wants to get laid

Three friends discover a genie… one wishes for fame, one for power, and one for riches… surprisingly, they all end up getting the same simple result in the end that matches their wishes.

She had found a new hobby, namely sticking a suction cup dildo on top of a washing machine and riding it through the spin cycle. But what happens when the property manager enters the laundry room?

Alex can't jerk off for 2 weeks because he hands are bandaged due to an injury during his college football game also it seems like his stepmom and Older Sister are determined to tease him as often as they can.

Tabletop nights with your friends have gotten awkward lately: they're more focused on conquering your sister than continuing their quest

The rebellious teen was only trying to get a reaction by saying that she wanted to attend the University of Big Cocks. She wasn’t prepared for her parents to call her bluff.

Her friends are getting really tired of hearing her brag about her huge-dicked himbo boyfriend all the time.

Three best friends took their dads to the protest. They didn't tell them it would be a topless protest.

The rude goth barista at the local Starcucks starts to make fun of some bimbo customer who ordered a pink drink, but the customer doesn’t seem to understand that she’s being insulted. She takes everything said as a compliment, and a budding romance between the two begins

Write a story like you’re a virgin trying a little too hard to convince your friends that you’re having more sex than any of them.

It’s a gender reveal party! Wait, why is everyone taking off their pants? You may have misunderstood the invitation.

"Porno? We're not filming a porno! This is a... umm... an experimental art movie?"

When you left the bathroom in just a towel you didn't realize it was your mother's book club night.

Some sitcoms will show two people arguing and screaming at each other, then Gilligan Cut to them being in bed together, sometimes with one or both of them confused. Write what causes them to switch from hate to lust.

It's only after you board the ship that you discover that it's a Nudist Cruise

A bunch of porn stars learn that their favorite director to work with is somehow still a virgin. So for his birthday, they decide to give him the suprise of his life.

The professor made a bet with her class; if the whole class got over 90 on the exam she'd teach the rest of the semester nude.

You were given a vial of liquid by a friend. You thought it was flavoring, or alcohol, but it turns out to be an aphrodisiac. You only discover this after fumbling it and dropping it into the punch bowl at your family reunion.

Her friend had convinced her to join her signing up for a new sex ed course that somehow had "practical labs". Her friend even signed the both of them up to earn extra credit by being at the center of them...

You keep a lust potion in your room. Your mom thought it was wine and served it up at a family gathering.

You’ve been chosen to play the prank on the First Year Med Students. I requires you lie very still and naked in the morgue.

Tall ghost girl relentlessly teases the short college student.

You had the fun kinky idea to cover your sensitive spots in chocolate sauce so your partner can lick it off... You accidentally grabbed the kind that sets solid in air.

A cat girl paladin starts getting a bit goofy, as her party is guarding a VIP plant fey who happens to have traits of catnip...

A model / artist makes a documentary where she approaches people in public and tries to draw them into porn scenarios with her...

A person has their resume in order and practically memorized all of the expected interview question for their new job. It's such a shame they unknowingly entered the porn office by mistake.

Installing a new GPS to their self-driving car, a driver keeps finding themselves being taken to hot singles in their area.

Gasps and "Ow!"s kept coming from behind the door. When you opened it the girls were sitting across from each other with the chains pulled tight between them, attempting to stand. Now you're going to have to try to explain that they were EACH supposed to wear their OWN set of clamps.

A zany tall girl and a short girl failure.

You turn up at your friend's Harold & Kumar Party and discover it's a bottomless party