Dark Humor Writing Prompts

Annual fundraiser? No, I said anal fundraiser

Taking the expression "Teacher's Pet" a little too seriously.

She’d never been considered attractive. In fact, she’s been called ugly often. The witch’s spell hadn’t changed that. But men did “cum immediately when they saw her face.” Which, to be fair, was exactly what she’d asked.

The College had an ultra-strict policy regarding student/teacher relationships. Teachers had to fuck all their students to stop claims of favouritism.

A college campus society has organised a scavenger hunt for its members this year, with each item listed being a trophy of a sexual conquest

Sister starts the cum diet

She is over the top dramatic, needy, bitchy, violently toxic you know, just perfect.. Except she doesn't know you exist.

Two girls are about to embark on a weeklong cruise, and to spice things up, they're competing to see who can make the most married men cheat.

After ending up on a plane full of hot women you get your cock out and masturbate. The stewardess tells you to think of the other passengers. You say: "I am."