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"You know the house rules as well as I do. If someone catches you masturbating, you have to offer them a chance to fuck you."

When Janet found out her husband had been cheating on her, she decided the best way to get back at him was to confront the homewrecking little tramp, and fuck her better than her husband ever could.

You’ve learnt that your ice cold, high flying new manager at work has a peculiar quirk. Cum makes her IQ drop.

Everyone thought his shirt that said “FBI: Female Body Inspector” was a joke. And then he pulled out his badge.

An erotic author decides to try and either live out their dirtiest scenes or perform acts for "research" for their new book.

A woman gains the ability to detect and change the penis size of any man around her. While initially try to be a robin hood like figure, growing good guys and shrinking jerks, she slowly become a size queen as she begins growing the cock's of every man she meets.

You have a machine that drasticly changes reality in your pocket. It activates randomly and only you remember. At least, its better than being bored.

Every village has a witch and every town a circle of mages.

In a world where genies are commonly known, many people hire lawyers to help draft up wishes to avoid them being twisted by the genies. You are a lawyer who works FOR the genies, helping them find ways to twist wishes

You're an adventurer from a village that lives in harmony with the local monsters and you just found some monsters thought to be extinct.

A group of prisoners foils an escape to keep the warden from getting fired

Forgetting your significant other’s birthday is often considered a faux pas. However due to a traumatic incident, your partner hates anyone reminding them of theirs. So you try and avoid doing anything that could be interpreted as being special for them, to mixed success.

"Crows are not to be trusted. Ravens are usually OK, though."

Mind Control is very much like hacking, it works best the more you know about the subject you're working with.

You are an alien sent to observe humanity, unaware that you’re being pursued by an extremely persistent cop for violating traffic laws

You have a superpower from birth, which you only found out existed when you were 14 years old. The superpower is that every time somebody thinks of punching you, you get a notification in which you can choose for an invisible force to punch them back or not. School life

You're a voice actor for a popular kids TV show, but after receiving a strange piece of fanart, you wake up as the character you voice.

Your superpower is the ability to travel and always quickly arrive safely at your destination, be it a plane trip or walking to your kitchen from your living room. Your day job is being a very popular Uber driver. But your power doesn't necessarily apply to your passengers...

You wake up to discover your pet is now a human. You can't leave him/her/them alone so he/she/they are going to have to tag along with you, and you have something very important to do.

Minds of everyone on Earth is sent back to their body five years ago. That means children under five years no longer exists. People dead within five years come back again.

A witch raises her fallen lover from the dead in a fit of grief and rage, seeking vengeance against his killers. Now a gunslinging revenant, he tries to sway her from this path, even as his humanity begins to fade

You came back from holiday to your home, but, just as you opened the door to your home. Feeling something is off makes it's way into your mind. Everything inside looks normal and how you left it but, something has changed...

“At least humans try to hide that they think they’re better than you.”

The mountains have loomed over your home since long before you were born. But you do not know a living soul who has been to them.

Homo Neanderthalis exist today alongside us Homo Sapiens. What does civilization, society, culture look like in your world? Politics are different, racism is different, concepts of being human is different, and so on.

After being defeated and utterly broken by the villain, the hero turned to villainy themselves. They are much more savage and brutal than the villain ever was, prompting the villain to fight the former hero once more.

Three people in different parts of the world all say one beetlejuice

Every toy your family has comes to life. It’s been this way for years, those toys have been your best friends all the way to adulthood. However in your excitement, you completely forgot to tell your significant other about this.

You are the most powerful and the smartest being in the entire Multiverse. You could easily subjugate it in hours. But what do you do? You act like a Looney Tunes villain. Why? It’s funny.