Political Satire Writing Prompts

A noble frustrated with the current system, but too weak to revolt, has staked it all on starting a new trend: showing off how wealthy, well-fed and happy their local peasants are.

The public's hate for super heroes has grown. The reason: They don't kill villains, which gives them a chance to escape. You are the leader of the biggest anti-super hero groups. You are going from a rally you get stopped by some of the greatest heroes. They say they're here to kill you.

The Galactic Federation makes first contact with Earth just to inform us that the planet has been divided up between several advanced civilizations, with no regard for our established national borders

"Well, you're the villain, not me, but if I'd built a machine that could destroy a whole city, I'd not ask for money.You can get that easy. No, you demand systemic change, at federal, congressional level. Legal, on the books change. That'll get you respect, and you can't buy that"

A few years ago, your country elected a chaotic neutral president, who permanently made it so the candidate with the fewest votes is elected. Everyone was expecting absolute carnage in the next electoral season but... Things have never been better

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didnt spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

"Who you think is the leader of this revolution?" Said the prince after his father suggested they both flee the castle as the revolutionaries invaded

As a lawyer, you find yourself staring at one of the most perplexing cases you have ever seen. A business is being sued for endangering its customers. However, cases keeps getting dismissed because everything the business does is legal under the local state laws.

In order to boost national morale, the newly established government has implemented a new national holiday. The Splurge (I know, I'm sorry but it rhymes), for the next 24 hours, all sex can be preformed in public and citizens are "free use."

It's the highest honor: your tits pressed against glass facing an overpass why any pedestrians on the bridge fucked you silly. Look, I didn't say society made sense.

Eaten either way, the sheep discuss what's the real difference between the shepherd and the wolf.

We are not peaceful because we are bad at war. We are peaceful because we are very, very good at it.

In order to be considered as a presidential candidate you must pass a series of tests both physical and mental. “Wow rock climbing algebra was a challenge!”

"You know, I would say that you had a point about society if you weren't a mass murdering psychopath who had to resort to butchering hundreds to force people to listen to your points because you can't be bothered to have a civil debate like a sane person!"

Write me a poem about your 1800s European nation going to war, and it gets less enthusiastic and less optimistic as it goes along.

Starship Troopers style mandatory coed showers

The people start a revolution not to overthrow the monarchy, but to keep it.

Bigger breasts are now considered a mark of being a slut/pervert. As such new laws are put in place that states any woman can be dominated by any woman with smaller boobs than them.

Three best friends took their dads to the protest. They didn't tell them it would be a topless protest.

A new law has granted those with dicks 9" and larger "free use rights" over the rest of the population