Alien Encounters Writing Prompts

You soon learn why the aliens have asked for you specifically. They aren't aliens, they're your dumb friends and their prank has gotten REALLY out of hand.

Aliens first observed our planet long before the Industrial Revolution, a perfectly habitable world ripe for conquest. However, it takes hundreds of years for the invasion fleet to arrive and they are in for one hell of a suprise.

The Galactic Federation makes first contact with Earth just to inform us that the planet has been divided up between several advanced civilizations, with no regard for our established national borders

You are an alien Hive Queen and you're supposed to be conquering Earth right now. But you're to busy with your career streaming video games on the internet.

"So, they think we're animals?" your mentor pauses for a bit, thinking about your question before answering "No, worse. Sapient beings are to them as non-sapient animals are to us. There's no 'think' about it."

,,...And that is why you'll never see human in any ZOO in the whole galaxy."

When the aliens came to earth to invade, people were scared at first. But it quickly became apparent that even they didnt spend as much on their military as the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Many years ago, your ship crash landed on Earth, and met a young human. You remember him fondly. Twenty years to the day, he just stepped out of the rocketship that landed on your home planet.

Fleshrippers are the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy. Found in many numbers, they hunt their prey and kill them brutally. But... they have one flaw. They taste delicious when cooked.

"Surely, there must be a plot. These humans are so warlike, yet most of them are outright cooperating with our occupation."

“The humans are too needy.” “It just seems like that because their lives are so brief that everything has a sense of urgency.”

Your alien date shifts nervously as the quiet bar goes still and all the patrons turn to look at you. "Look, I didn't tell you this earlier but... I'm actually a hive mind."

Aliens have finally contacted Earth! …Unfortunately, despite the aliens’ peaceful intentions, their species naturally emits pheromones that chemically stimulates a terror response in most humans, and they look downright HORRIFYING.

When it came to her attention that one of her crewmates, a tentacle monster, was feeling a strong breeding urge, she happily volunteered herself to be fucked senseless and perhaps even impregnated as often as desired...

A galactic Empire invades a primitive world. The natives send a protest note, to the correct address and with all the necessary formalities...

“Can I please pet that dog?” “That is not a dog! That is a Canisapian from the planet Anubis, a highly intelligent species.” “Then can I pet that kitty?” “No, again, that is not a kitty; that is a Felisapien from the planet Bastet, yet another highly intelligent species.”

You get your alien lover's pants off and find out they're packing something unusual. Roll 1d20 to find out what... (Table enclosed!)

When the aliens showed up, they came in peace. A new era of intergalactic peace and prosperity followed. But there are those who like to roleplay the enslavement of humanity to an alien race with their partner.

Humans FUCK and their species has become infamous across the universe for being super sluts which is why you can't help but be a little confused when you meet one

"Ah, then your race is doomed." "What? Why? Atomic bombs are the great filter?" "Humanity is a type of species that never stops escalating, no matter how slowly or if there are setbacks. Just look at the boötes void to understand why you need to die."

Space is incredibly vast and life is rare. Therefore we explored and colonised space unopposed for many millennia, until we finally met another intelligent, space-faring species, long after we accepted that we are alone.

Ornithologists can't mark birds with brightly coloured tags because it warps the natural mating scene - a bright band around the leg inexplicably makes a male highly more attractive to potential mates. Aliens trying to catalogue humans have somehow made a similar mistake in tagging you.

A female intergalactic bounty hunter spares the last larva of a dangerous alien race. Years later, the larva emerges from its chrysalis in a mature feminine form, perfectly suited to breed with human women like the bounty hunter.

Attention Earthlings, your days of freedom are over! As slaves you will now work a grueling 4 hours before attending mandatory aphrodisiac enriched orgies. Yesssssss, shower us with you cheers and applause of despair!

Humans are elevated to become part of the galactic community, not for their military, industrial or intellectual prowess. We soon learn that it's because every sentient race finds humans very attractive.

You tell yourself that it's for science. Totally for science, to see if humans and aliens are sexually compatible with each other. Totally not just an excuse to have sex with an alien.

Even though humans discovered aliens less than 5 years ago, they have already enslaved the entire galaxy. How? Well,humans are considered extremely attractive by all alien species, and most aliens would do literally anything for the privilege of m sucking a human cock or licking a human pussy.

Upon finding out that you've been kidnapped by a band of female space Pirates they reveal that humans are the only species that can mate with any species in the known universe and reproduce with them and they plan to sell you as a rare sex toy to the highest bidder.

You are writing a passionate love scene for a romance novel. The only challenge is that, as a silicon based jellyfish who lives in the atmosphere of a gas giant, you have no idea how human beings have sex.

"Wait, you mean you guys had been procreating only within your species even after joining the galatic union?! Eww gross!" The alien was repulsed. It seems we have become the Alabama of our galaxy...