Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

The hooker told you she'd do anything you want for $100. You toss her money and jokingly tell her to save your marriage and give you the best night of your life. A few days later, your fuming SO tells you that there's a woman at the front door who knows you.

Due to a accident, A shy nerd attracts the wrath of a group of female delinquents

When the CEO's son found her OF account, she was mad. When he told her to come to his apartment that Friday wearing nothing but an overcoat, she was furious... They've been together for five months now, and are discussing adopting a cat together. What happened between then and now?

A vampire is working at a hospital as a nurse. They are really good at their job, and they have never caused a single incident ever.

A powerful psychic is convinced their "talents" are normal, because everyone in their family can do it too.

A regular coffee shop that no one ever took notice of gets exposed as serving mind altering substances in their coffee beans. On this particular day, a man storms into the café saying "I know what you're doing. I hear voices! I demand you to stop"

Working in magical waste disposal can be a mixed bag. Most of the time you’re just hauling off wagons full of used crystals and broken wands. Other times you’re dealing with the house full of cursed stuff the local witch left behind when she died.

One of the weirdest things about being in a sorority with ghosts is when your sisters need to "borrow" your body...

You fought the monstrous beast, and you lost. You braced for death as it descended on you, only to be surprised by an affectionate nuzzle and careful embrace.

A college student wakes up one morning without memories of the past night. When he looks down he sees his crush, his female best friend and his female bully all sucking his dick like horny sluts. When they see, that he is awake one of them chuckles. "I guess we have some explaining to do!"

You were catfished by someone even cuter and more sexy than the profile.

While using a laser pointer to play with your cat, it finally happens. Your cat catches the red dot.

Two good Christian girls, who attend church every week together, secretly eat each other out before every service

Alright, output has been slipping so you will all be assigned these maid uniforms. If you hear whispers in French telling you to be a good little slut that's normal

A genuinely romantic story about a couple (married less than 2 yrs) — that somehow involves the wife learning to deepthroat. With practice/patience, she gets really, really good at it. And she’s REALLY proud of her new skill!

An accident in the lab has given a horny college student telekinesis. The student body soon finds itself beset by sexy shenanigans and earth shattering orgasms.

When a group of friends bought some kinky sex dice from a weird store, they didn't realize that anything theyrolled on the dice was predestined to come true!

Magic Shop Anthology: Sarah found herself a pack of sticky notes at a magic shop. They claim to make anything written on them come true when you stick them on something. Well, as a joke, she decided to stick one on her roommate and write [your choice].

A quiet person goes to a bar for the first time. They feel sorely out of place and is about to leave when a dancer sits near them and asks to make out with her to convince her friends that she's in a relationship.

They were the cutest and most innocent couple one could ever see. Spending their days cuddling in their pillow forts, and getting red cheeked at the thought of kissing the other. It was made strange by the fact that they were a succubus and incubus.

Your three best friends consider you "one of the girls" and invite you to their sleepover.

You choose to live an average life, despite having incredible superpowers. People often don’t understand, and even get angry at you for not doing more.

It appears that not even the Aliens who have chosen to visit or immigrate to Earth are safe from the Cat distribution system

After finally getting an apprenticeship, you realise your boss is 3 racoons in a trenchcoat, little do they know, you are 3 foxes in a suit

The person who ruined your life, you hate the most grew up having the same interests and jobs as you are. You realize you will always see this person for the rest of your life.

He sat under the same tree everyday, drawing. He loved the beauty of nature and plants and the natural world. One day, the dryad of the tree decided to be bold and talk to him.

In this world, business agreements are not confirmed with handshakes, but with sexual acts instead. Describe a top corporate aquisition between two businessmen.

(Wholesome) A Gamer girl with an incredibly high libido finds a new passion in offering "Luxury Girlfriend Experiences" to fellow gamers...

ENF, while finishing up her late night zoom call with her classmate for tomorrow's project. Alice accidentally sets her laptop down without shutting off her camera. Jeff is about to get a first row seat to Alice's bedtime routine.

A school has very little male students, so, for cost reasons, there's just one bathroom and shower. The guys arent pervs, so it should be okay, right?