Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

Two single parents are close friends, and take turns babysitting when the other has a date. The trouble is the people they really want to date are each other.

She'd never done anything so reckless before. Food, a pillow, perky breasts, she was ready to begin the ritual to summon a human.

Amy has a hypnotic veil that creates the illusion of clothes. She can finally indulge in her exhibitionist interests. But it only works on people who look at *her*, not at her reflection or digital image.

You’ve bought a ring that promises to make all your dates “successful.” However, the ring might consider any sort of “outing” as a date.

Having a ghost in your house is generally considered a good thing. They can act as a burglar alarm, a tutor, a personal assistant, and so on. You just have to treat them with respect.

Your first date is going well; the banter is great and the smiles are genuine. But you’re starting to suspect your date really is over a thousand years old.

You have vowed to not leave the hotel until you have had breakfast in every seat in the buffet area. An old man always sits at the same spot, for the whole morning, every day.

What an afternoon. Just you, your beautiful wife, and the cardboard robot costumes you spend the weekend building.

You were born without a shadow. No matter where or what you do, no shadow.

Confused about the wording of the rental agreement, Jacob asks Rebecca why it lists her name among the appliances to be used by the tenet at their leisure.

You got her pregnant after a one night stand. But despite everyone saying it wouldn’t work out you two decided to stay together, and surprisingly your a perfect couple. Especially since her pregnancy hormones drive her insanely horny.

"I am not bimbofying them. I leave their minds, IQ and personalities in tact and only change their bodies at request. Not my fault bimbobodys are popular." Her male roommate, a transformation magic artist, explained. Now she kinda wanted him to change her, too.

Taco Tuesday takes on a new meaning when you learn the girls who work the local mexican food truck do so bottomless.

A hero and villain have to come to terms with the fact that the absolutely mind-blowing sex that they had during that one night stand was with each other...

Stacy begins to panic as her swimsuit unexpectedly starts to dissolve in the water. Also, her friends have no idea what a hung futa she is.

You're sexy, ice-cold boss was clearly into you, and you've been flirting back.. but things are awkward at the company party as her hot, fun sibling is coming onto you too..

“Oh, guys look a shooting star!” Me and all my other friends were out camping when I pointed it out. “Um… what should I wish for… ohh I dunno… how about you all wish for me?”

You got bit, and turned during the zombie apocalypse, however, the effects are way overblown. Aside from a mild craving for human meat and some lethargy, you feel pretty okay. You even feel well enough to report into your job at the CDC.

Sure the dragon is as big as a mountain, but he's a nice dragon. He keeps the bay clear of sea monsters, and mostly just naps.

A distant descendant of yours comes back in time to interview you for a school project. This actually manages to be less surprising than their differences from a modern-day human.

"Bridge trolls are surprising decent folk. I'm friends with the one coming up, been at the bridge to the village for years."

Normally, working in a car girl dominated workplace was all fine and dandy. You were all friends, and treated each other as such….until they all went into heat. And suddenly your place of work became very very different.

The "Come as you aren't"-masquerade, where people dress up as the opposite of how they percieve themselves, is tonight. A shy, introverted girl is made to go in a dominatrix outfit by her roommates, only to get VERY into the role. Maybe a little too much...

After a long day’s work, you return home. Your roommate seems to notice your stress, and invites you to lay down on their lap at the couch. They have a method as to relieve your stress.

You sit yourself down on perv row thinking it's just like any other night at a strip club. But when a woman you know comes out on stage your jaw hits the floor. She sees you sitting there, but she's not angry. She's... into it?

(ENF) It was finally Emily’s art class’s day to be drawing the nude form. But when the model cancels last minute, the teacher decides it’ll be Emily modelling in her place…

Hero and villain with secret identities match with one another on a dating app. They hit it off, not realising that they're one another's greatest nemeses.

When she signed up for artificial insemination she didn't expect them to use the entire hospitals cum supply.

She’d always joked that “her Pussy didn’t let a guy out till it wanted him out” well several drinks later and you’re inside her. Yet when you go to pull out…you physically can’t. It’s been 8 hours now, and you both have things to do and places to be, but you’re still stuck in her pussy.

He was an introvert, and she had her own girlfriend. As a tradition, though, whenever he needed a date for a holiday or a function, his best friend would doll herself up and be his girlfriend for the day. Cheekily, she would be his girlfriend for *the night* too...