Organized Crime Writing Prompts

When you found a Dark web chat room full of murderers and other horrible people lamenting ‘the ones that got away’ or detailed current plans and stalkings, you were horrified to find a series of posts from someone stalking… YOU. And you don’t very much like their plans for you…

Your spouse (erroneously) thinks they’ve done a good job hiding the fact that they’re an assassin for hire from you. You’ve known for years now, but find just how awful they are at hiding it endearing, and don’t want to spoil it for them.

The prison break resulted in hundreds of inmates escaping, except for one. You're arguably the most lethal, vicious criminal to ever set foot in this correction facility. However, even as the hole to freedom stared at you, you chose to remain.

As the eldest child of a wealthy family, it wasn't a surprise that you'd get kidnapped. The surprise was that your parents didn't pay or even acknowledge that you're missing. Taking pity on you, the bandit gang decides to take you in and raise you as one of their own.

"Dad, I made a new friend and I met her dad! He wants to invite you for dinner!" You choked on your coffee. Your son making a new friend on his first day of school is great. Realizing that said friend is the daughter of the Mafia don who now wants to meet with you is downright terrifying.

They stared in horror at the black stain that had once been their fellow henchmen. "Boss, why'd you kill him!?" The man in the black cloak pointed at the terrified kids in the corner, "THAT is why. I said to find new henchman prospects! But we do NOT involve children!"

An experienced slave merchant secretly slips into auctions to buy the most downtrodden slaves at bargain prices, fixes them up, improves their looks and behaviour, then resells them for top dollar prices. Her merchandise is known to be the best in the business.

"Sorry, but we're not independent contractors anymore. If you want to hire a hitman, you've got to go through the union."

A well-known illegal casino is infamous for making debtors pay off their debts by turning them into free-use bunny girl waitresses. Despite your best efforts, you've been unable to get into debt...

A well-known illegal casino is infamous for making debtors pay off their debts by turning them into free-use bunny girl waitresses. Despite your best efforts, you've been unable to get into debt...

You are a Hitman. The job has gotten stale, so you decide to kill your next few targets in the most ridiculous, nonsensical, convoluted ways you can think of.

You recently became a mob boss after spending years in that mob, little do they know, you are an undercover cop.

You've plotted for the assassination of a hated rival through a contrived process that cannot possibly be traced back to you. It worked so well not even the assassin knew you were the mastermind, so they chose to frame you, "an innocent bystander", for the murder when making their getaway.

You are an English Teacher in Japan, you frequent a local Izakaya for food and drink after work, but the locals tell you to stop going there, you do not understand why until it's someone's birthday and all the regulars rolled up their sleeves revealing yakuza tattoos.

Assigned as a deep cover agent to investigate an alien crime lord as their sexual servant. All the other agents assigned had dropped contact, and you're about to find out precisely why

Write a story about the most clumsy and dumb assassin who somehow manages to get the job done.

Being a vampire that owns a nightclub that also acts as a restaurant for vampires has its benefits. But with the amount of people going missing from these feedins, it can also have drawbacks that are a pain in the ass.

A housewife has been content with living a conservative lifestyle. One day, something her snaps and she decides to build a brothel empire behind her husband's back.

You are an ordinary member of society, working a normal job and living a normal life while following all the rules of the law. And yet despite all of that you somehow became good friends with so many criminals, cartels, and even entire criminal organisations.

A number of agents have been sent into deep cover, as members of a Harem belonging to a legendary crime lord. With them all ceasing their reports, now it's your turn