Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

The problem with being a busty Catgirl was that other catgirls would always grope and message her chest for milk. It'd been happening so much that not only was her chest growing from the attention, but she'd actually started lactating! She'd been doing everything she could to hide it...

He was very self conscious about his cock. Mainly because it was so small, so he never tried to Hehe sex. However when he hits it off with a girl and goes back to her place, he figures out he is the ultimate “grower not shower”

When you bought backstage tickets to your favorite alt female rock star, the last thing you expected was the tickets to include access to her body as well…

Running late for work, you accidentally spray the aphrodisiac perfume on yourself.

In the highest-stakes shooter tournaments, the winning team actually got to do all the things they said they'd do to the losing team's MILFs. The moms might have had the most fun of any of them.

One of her roommates put a bunch of sex stuff on the chore board as a joke. She signed up for every one of them... *As a joke.* Right?

You don't know why, but sex happens around you. One minute, someone says something sexy, and the next minute, they're horny. This ability naturally creates awkward moments.

You'd been stuck there for hours, and you'd seen countless blue and yellow uniforms hit the floor. All you wanted to do was pick up a flœŕkënblorgen and go home, but this IKEA sales staff were committed to showing you just how much you could enjoy products in every department.

She tries to seduce her roommate during weekly movie night. Tonight, she chooses a steamy rom-com and wears basically nothing. Maybe tonight he won't miss her signals.

A cowgirl finds that neither she, nor her stepbrother knew what they were getting into when she asked him to help her with her milk. Now, they're both awkwardly trying to hide their new relationship from their parents...

Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. You find them outside your bedroom, a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a box of chocolate in the other.

You've had an awful day and now must attend a gala. You'd rather be anywhere but here. However, your childhood imaginary friend has returned. They have grown up and want to have mischievous fun at the gala.

During a drinking spree the night before a man wishes upon a falling star. And after waking up he is forced to deal with the ramifications of his forgotten wish.

She actually really enjoyed being a stripper. So much that she hadn't quit even though she'd paid her way through school and was now also a young professor...

You've heard stories of sexy women offering some other way to pay, but in all your years of pizza delivery you've never seen it. Little do you know, tonights the night those stories become reality.

The airport security had messed up in switching her medicine for bimbo pills.

His jealous wife had left him. Drunkenly and publicly shouting that she thought he was fucking the 3 cute interns at his company party. He wasn't, but when he came to work the next day, they took pity and asked him to use the three of them to "get over her."

An ELABORATE surprise for her guy, combining a fantastic dinner out, and his biggest fetish: 'female bottomlessness'. An ENTIRE fancy restaurant and bar filled with couples where ALL the women are all bottomless the entire evening, and so are ALL the female servers, bartenders, and hostesses.

After years of no luck, you finally got yourself a girlfriend! Your sleep paralysis demon isn't happy about that.

No one knew this new brand of "one size fits all" sports bra would cause the wearer to slowly grow to continuously bustier while wearing it. Yes this based on the sports bra meme going around.

Word was that she make a guy so horny that his dick would be permanently bigger afterwards. When it proved to be true, women begin to proposition her to sleep with their boyfriends and husbands to grow them larger... sometimes multiple times.

A goth cowgirl finds it more than a little suspicious how often her friends are mysteriously "out of milk"...

Your imaginary friend has returned and hopes to become an imaginary friend with benefits

ENF, I put on the sexiest sheer lingerie set I had, to suprise my BF when he got home, but I accidentally locked myself out of the apartment and now on the verge of tears and feeling very exposed, I get found by you in the hallway 😳🫣 wwyd?

An unlikely pair gets caught under the mistletoe and decide to roll with it but what when the kiss last a little too long?

You had hyperspermia. She had hyperlactation. You both realized there was a way to alleviate both your problems very quickly.

Cowgirl milk is well known for its figure enhancing effects on girls. One cowgirl takes special pride in making sure that all her friends "fill out"...

In an effort to prove that the "mind over matter" self-hypnosis app was obviously bunk, she gave herself the subliminal affirmation that her breasts would grow to the size of volleyballs... It was, in fact, *not* bunk.

{Incest} You’ve found your sister’s only fans, and you’ve figured out when she streams. You decide to mess with her a little bit.

The Professor has gotten tired of students trying to seduce their way to better grades. The next one who tries is going to get more than they bargained for.