Everyday Life with a Twist Writing Prompts

Nude, she walked into the boys locker room and wordlessly handcuffed herself to a pipe, and then she waited...

You are a famous dragon hunter, but the biggest question is not how you kill them, but how you keep finding actual, real dragons in the 21st century.

“You know, you’ve got a pretty flat chest” Emma’s friend had told her at the beach after she explained she’d lost her swimsuit. “You could wear this boy’s trunks I found and nobody would be able to tell that you’re not a boy”….

Being the janitor at a remote all-girls Christian college was in many ways a crappy job, but being the only man for miles around had its perks.

There’s this virgin nerd that sits in the back of my class. What a dweeb. Well one day I see him pull out some weird silver pen and start writing, then he stares at my chest… whatever, I’ve always had G cups anyway… right?

You probably shouldn't have mouthed off to the new girl at work. Turns out she's your boss's daughter. Now she keeps threatening your job. Until, one day, she pulls you aside and asks how far you're REALLY willing to go to keep your employment...

A college where showers in the women’s dorms & female sports locker rooms are ALL (suddenly?) glass-enclosed, next to VERY public areas. At ground level, or into the public lobbies of dorms, or next to high-traffic walkways, etc. EVERY women’s shower is on the fullest public display possible.

I have no idea why this relaxation app is titled "Become Sluttier," she said, as she undid a button on her top, casually browsing for new red lipstick on her phone. "It is great chill out music though," she said, as she thought about masturbating to *really* help relax...

Your children were "blessed" to be heroes, however this makes getting everyone together for the holidays a huge hassle. They have the gall to think waging a war against the armies of hell, or fighting evil kings somehow is more important than celebrating Christmas with their own mother.

He was mortified when his roomate found the folder full of hentai on his computer. Most of it featured his favourit busty character. But she just smiled about it. When he came home from work the next day, he finds her on his bed with a lusty smile in a slutty cosplay of the character.

You wake up and theres 10 girls saying there your "harem". The worst part is that you know the girls.

Tiktok now notifies users when their videos are being used to jerk off. The glasses-wearing girl who does book reviews can’t believe how often her phone is buzzing.

You are just a lab technician, although one of your colleagues seems to be utterly convinced you are either a superhero or -villain. Their attempts to get you to reveal your identity are getting more and more extreme and you have finally had it with the constant harassment.

"Are you seriously asking out the sluttiest girl on campus? Alright, fine. I'll date you. Pick a hole and it's yours. The rest are still free for everyone."

After an awkward first month with your new roommate the two of you are taking a bath together.

She decided to be her nerdy friend's gym partner in order to help him get into better shape. She also decided she was willing to go above and beyond providing *motivation*...

L went to school and noticed my best friend Bethany was topless… I pointed it out and she seemed confused… she said that she was always topless. In fact, every girl was topless like it was nothing. And more things keep changing! Can I uncover this mystery before I begin to change too?

In a world of telenovelas and medical drama you are known as the best doctor in the world…. This is because you actually follow proper medical procedure

Due to an oversight, a regular janitor discovers an incredible secret. The janitor does not care, continuing work like normal.

"Who... who are you?" you say to the woman at your door at 7 am. "Oh! I'm your girlfriend for the day! Your friend rented me for you, and I'm yours for 24 hours." Now how on Earth do you fill the time?...

You’re a landlord who is constantly offered “alternative payments” by your tenants. You can tell they can clearly afford it, all you want is for them to pay their rent on time.

Your stepsister is secretly an erotica author, and she needs your help to get over her author’s block.

While on a camping trip you snuck away to masterbate. Once you've finished you see that the clearing you're in has almost purposefully arranged stones that you've gotten your seed on, and the whole clearing is surrounded by mushrooms.

When they laughed at the idea that she could be a dominant with her cinnamon roll personality, She decided to introduce them to the wonders of comfy, cozy bondage...

Every girl who entered the party was given a magic ring that bound to her as soon as she put it on. Little did they know, the "stocking stuffers" were magical Fleshlights each linked to a random girls pussy!

You were target of mischief by unnatural entity disguised as a human but, talking with the individual for a while. Individual is actually pretty nice and, does have some things in common with you.

You and your roommate have an understanding. You do the chores, and they’ll be free use to you.

You hear a knock on your door one day and open it, shocked to see your stunning neighbour, without a stitch of clothing on, embarrassed and asking for your help….

The maid, the babysitter, the house cleaner, even the hot delivery driver. You were drilling them all behind your wife’s back. Little did you know she was just arranging for all these hot women to be your cumdumps so she didn’t have to deal with your insatiable lust.

A dorky guy goes to his local Comic Con and attracts the attention of a girl cosplaying his favorite character of all time. She invites him up to her room, but not before he notices that her costume is really, really good...like a little too good. Wait, it couldn't *actually* be her, right?!